Horny mate’s offer of Yuletide relief
WITH LYNSEY ATKINSON DO YOU HAVE A SEX PROBLEM?
Dear Lynsey, TIS the season to be jolly – well tell that to my bloody boyfriend!
The grumpy bugger is up for plenty of bedroom antics during the rest of the year, but when the Christmas adverts start appearing on telly he loses his sex drive quicker than if Anne Widdecombe had asked for a seeing to.
I have tried everything I can think of to break him out of his funk – even buying crotchless panties and cavorting around in front of him while he watched telly.
But nothing seems to work. I have a lovely arse and big boobs, but there’s not so much as a twitch in his trousers during the festive season.
As a last resort I mentioned the problem to one of my mates. She’s a right horny devil, so I thought she would give me sexy tips to solve my woes.
But instead she told me I could join her and her fella for a Yuletide threesome to ease some of my sexual frustrations.
I’d never thought about lezzing it up before, but my mate is hot – curvy brunette with a wicked look in her eye – and she’s told me in the past that her boyfriend has a huge todger.
I don’t want to hurt my fella but he’s breaking my heart with his bonking ban and I would love a good seeing to.
What should I do? Lynsey says: EVERY woman has needs and if your fella doesn’t buck up his ideas, a threesome treat might be just what you need.
Lynsey says: SOD it! You should never be ashamed of carrying a sex toy. I reckon the security people are more embarrassed than
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