The sighs DON’T have it
SAUCY MPS are furious because they’ve been banned from checking out Ann Summers on House of Commons computers.
The sexy store’s website lets customers buy everything from lingerie to dildos and love eggs without having to come face-to-face with sales assistant.
But any politicians planning to splash out to spice up their love lives have been left disappointed.
Parliament’s IT men have decided the website is too rude for the likes of David Cameron and Teresa May, so they have added it to their list of banned online pages.
A Westminster insider said: “This is a bloody outrage. We’re all adults – you have to be an adult to be an MP.
“It’s not like the Prime Minister can pop down to the Ann Summers in Soho without being noticed if he wanted to buy a Rampant Rabbit for Samantha.”