The sighs DON’T have it

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SAUCY MPS are fu­ri­ous be­cause they’ve been banned from check­ing out Ann Sum­mers on House of Com­mons com­put­ers.

The sexy store’s web­site lets cus­tomers buy every­thing from lin­gerie to dil­dos and love eggs with­out hav­ing to come face-to-face with sales as­sis­tant.

But any politi­cians plan­ning to splash out to spice up their love lives have been left dis­ap­pointed.

Par­lia­ment’s IT men have de­cided the web­site is too rude for the likes of David Cameron and Teresa May, so they have added it to their list of banned online pages.

A West­min­ster in­sider said: “This is a bloody out­rage. We’re all adults – you have to be an adult to be an MP.

“It’s not like the Prime Min­is­ter can pop down to the Ann Sum­mers in Soho with­out be­ing no­ticed if he wanted to buy a Ram­pant Rab­bit for Sa­man­tha.”

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