HR girls just wanna have fun


IF you fancy a bit of fes­tive fun at your work Christ­mas party this year, make hu­man re­sources your first stop.

That’s be­cause a new sur­vey has found that HR staff are the most likely to romp with a col­league at their Christ­mas do.

Around 55 per cent of frisky per­son­nel staff ad­mit­ted to snog­ging a work­mate dur­ing the fes­tive pe­riod.

Mean­while, lusty girls work­ing in pub­lic re­la­tions are the most likely to SHAG one of their co-work­ers af­ter the an­nual Christ­mas bash.

The re­search, by food chain TGI Fri­day’s, also found that one in 10 male staff say it’s “ac­cept­able” to kiss a col­league at the party – even if they’re al­ready in a re­la­tion­ship.

Bankers are the most likely to get too pissed and make a fool of them­selves. NAUGHTY nurse Re­becca Carr has been given the chop for romp­ing in a hos­pi­tal loo with one of her PA­TIENTS!

The randy lass is now con­test­ing her dis­missal but says she’s happy to turn her back on nurs­ing and plans to be­come a PORN STAR in­stead!

Randy Re­becca, 23, got flirty with the fella, who’d come in af­ter sprain­ing his an­kle play­ing foot­ball.

One minute they were smooching be­hind the cur­tain as he waited in A&E, the next she dragged him in a loo for nookie! Re­becca said: “I can­not be­lieve they sacked me. I wouldn’t mind but I had waited un­til the end of my shift.

“OK, it was on hos­pi­tal grounds but it wasn’t dur­ing work time. I think I was just go­ing the ex­tra mile for my pa­tient.

“He was re­ally fit and I just thought, ‘Why not?’ We had a kiss while he was wait­ing for the doc­tor.


“Then I ran into him again when he came out of X-ray.

“As I was help­ing him get used to his crutches, he asked if I could come into the loo with him.

“I’m not one to let a hot guy slip through my fin­gers. It was a good gig­gle, although I have to ad­mit I might have been a bit noisy.

“When we came out one of the sis­ters was look­ing re­ally cross. She took me into the of­fice and asked me what I’d been do­ing.

“At first I tried to deny it, but then I couldn’t stop laugh­ing.

“I had no idea I’d be sus­pended but now I’ve been dis­missed. It just doesn’t seem fair.” It wasn’t the first time raunchy Re­becca has whipped off her pants on the job.

She said: “Ev­ery­one’s at it. It’s like an 18-30 hol­i­day, es­pe­cially when you are do­ing your train­ing.

“I was dat­ing a doc who used to nip into my ward and we’d end up at it like rab­bits!

“It’s true what they say about nurses. They are much randier than other girls.”

Re­becca is now pre­par­ing to at­tend a hear­ing with bosses from the hos­pi­tal – which can’t be named for le­gal rea­sons but is in the north of Eng­land – to claim un­fair dis­missal.

But she says the whole ex­pe­ri­ence has left her with a bad taste in her mouth and she wants to get into glam­our mod­el­ling.

Show­ing her 32FF nat­u­ral boobs for the first time in Mid­week Sport, she said: “I’ve even been of­fered some porn work too. I love show­ing off my body and re­ally like the idea of a les­bian shoot.”

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