Boris sis just loves a Johnson
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MAYOR of London Boris Johnson’s sister Rachel is sex mad and never stops talking about WILLIES.
Rachel, who has just left her job as editor of toff magazine The Lady, can’t stop talking about todgers, according to posh Julia Budworth, whose grandfather co-founded the mag.
Julia laid into Rachel, who is Boris’s younger sister, calling her sex-obsessed.
And she claims she can’t talk about anything without it coming back to manhoods.
Julia said: “All she thinks of is sex. You can’t get her away from a penis.
“God knows where all the penises come from. She never stops. Penis this, penis that – it’s extraordinary.
“Rachel can’t speak about any subjects, whether it is somebody on the moon or Trident, without bringing the conversation back around to penises.
“What is the matter with the girl?”
During her time as editor of The Lady she shocked the readers with articles on masturbation. SARAH: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you during sex? ALICE: I was having sex with a guy I was seeing once and his banjo string snapped. It was horrific, as you can imagine – it kind of killed the moment.
I had to take him to the hospital. The next day he called me and thanked me for being understanding and asked if I wanted to go out again!
I said no. I just don’t think the sex could ever have been the same after that and, if I’m honest, I wasn’t that fussed about him anyway. It was a good excuse to end it. SARAH: You never told me that before – that’s terrible. I can’t really top it. The best I can offer is that I had drunken sex with my fella and the whole way through I was trying not to break wind. It was really hard keeping everything clenched and just as I climaxed I relaxed and let out this big fart.
Luckily he was my longterm partner so we were able to laugh it off, but he always brings it up now and every time I still cringe. Especially when he told some friends after a few drinks in the pub. ALICE: Oh no! That’s really embarrassing. I can’t believe he told them, I would have gone mad.
ALICE: Do you think you’ll ever have a threesome? Or have you had one and kept it all to yourself you cheeky mare? SARAH: Back in the day I’d probably have given it a go. Not now though – those days are long behind me… I hope! I wouldn’t be too impressed if my husband came home and suggested it. I actually keep having a fantasy at the moment about sleeping with two of my exes. They are both big hunky blokes. Whenever I am feeling turned on I imagine myself in bed with them devoting all their attention on me. I wouldn’t do anything about it though. ALICE: Do you reckon it would be better with two guys then? SARAH: Yes. Where’s the benefit for me if it’s with another girl? That’s certainly not my thing. I like men’s parts, if you catch my drift. I can’t think the other option is very satisfying.
NAME: Sarah Tetbury AGE: 41 OCCUPATION: Housewife RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Married FAVE FOOD: Lebanese FAVE DRINK: Red wine FAVE FILM: FAVE ACTOR: Jude Law