Boris sis just loves a John­son

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MAYOR of Lon­don Boris John­son’s sis­ter Rachel is sex mad and never stops talk­ing about WIL­LIES.

Rachel, who has just left her job as editor of toff mag­a­zine The Lady, can’t stop talk­ing about todgers, ac­cord­ing to posh Ju­lia Bud­worth, whose grand­fa­ther co-founded the mag.

Ju­lia laid into Rachel, who is Boris’s younger sis­ter, call­ing her sex-ob­sessed.

And she claims she can’t talk about any­thing with­out it com­ing back to man­hoods.

Ju­lia said: “All she thinks of is sex. You can’t get her away from a pe­nis.

“God knows where all the penises come from. She never stops. Pe­nis this, pe­nis that – it’s ex­tra­or­di­nary.

“Rachel can’t speak about any sub­jects, whether it is some­body on the moon or Tri­dent, with­out bring­ing the con­ver­sa­tion back around to penises.

“What is the mat­ter with the girl?”

Dur­ing her time as editor of The Lady she shocked the read­ers with ar­ti­cles on mas­tur­ba­tion. SARAH: What is the most embarrassing thing to hap­pen to you dur­ing sex? ALICE: I was hav­ing sex with a guy I was see­ing once and his banjo string snapped. It was hor­rific, as you can imag­ine – it kind of killed the mo­ment.

I had to take him to the hos­pi­tal. The next day he called me and thanked me for be­ing un­der­stand­ing and asked if I wanted to go out again!

I said no. I just don’t think the sex could ever have been the same af­ter that and, if I’m hon­est, I wasn’t that fussed about him any­way. It was a good ex­cuse to end it. SARAH: You never told me that be­fore – that’s ter­ri­ble. I can’t re­ally top it. The best I can of­fer is that I had drunken sex with my fella and the whole way through I was try­ing not to break wind. It was re­ally hard keep­ing every­thing clenched and just as I cli­maxed I re­laxed and let out this big fart.

Luck­ily he was my longterm part­ner so we were able to laugh it off, but he al­ways brings it up now and ev­ery time I still cringe. Es­pe­cially when he told some friends af­ter a few drinks in the pub. ALICE: Oh no! That’s re­ally embarrassing. I can’t be­lieve he told them, I would have gone mad.

THREE­SOMES

ALICE: Do you think you’ll ever have a three­some? Or have you had one and kept it all to your­self you cheeky mare? SARAH: Back in the day I’d prob­a­bly have given it a go. Not now though – those days are long be­hind me… I hope! I wouldn’t be too im­pressed if my hus­band came home and sug­gested it. I ac­tu­ally keep hav­ing a fan­tasy at the mo­ment about sleep­ing with two of my exes. They are both big hunky blokes. When­ever I am feel­ing turned on I imag­ine my­self in bed with them de­vot­ing all their at­ten­tion on me. I wouldn’t do any­thing about it though. ALICE: Do you reckon it would be bet­ter with two guys then? SARAH: Yes. Where’s the ben­e­fit for me if it’s with an­other girl? That’s cer­tainly not my thing. I like men’s parts, if you catch my drift. I can’t think the other op­tion is very sat­is­fy­ing.

NAME: Sarah Tet­bury AGE: 41 OC­CU­PA­TION: House­wife RE­LA­TION­SHIP STA­TUS: Mar­ried FAVE FOOD: Le­banese FAVE DRINK: Red wine FAVE FILM: FAVE AC­TOR: Jude Law

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