I do it as a treat, when he’s been a really good boy!
ALICE: Does the thought of the back hole do it for you? SARAH: Well, I’ve done it before a few times. It doesn’t bother me really, as long as you get some lube then it’s not too painful. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t do it often – it’s more of a treat for my man when he’s been a good boy. So you’re not interested in even trying it? ALICE: There’s no need to have anything up there when there’s a perfectly good place in the front. That’s just being greedy. I can only imagine it would hurt a lot and I can’t see the point. The idea of it seems a bit mucky. SARAH: If he gets you that posh Mulberry bag you want at Christmas then you might relent. ALICE: With my parents just down the corridor? I don’t think so!
Do you ever spice things up with kinky stuff? SARAH: Occasionally. I quite like being submissive. It’s nice letting your partner take complete control of you sometimes. I wouldn’t go further than handcuffs because I think it wouldn’t be much fun and it could easily get out of control. I normally like being on top and the power it wields because I look down at him while I’m riding him and he’s like putty in my hands. ALICE: I haven’t tried bondage but the thought of being spanked by my partner really turns me on. I might ask him to give it a go. I’d also quite like to spank him, there’s something about a man’s bum that drives me wild – it’s the perfect amount of fleshiness and muscle.
Handcuffs sound like good fun as well. Or maybe I’ll try your tactic and ride him into submission.
I can chant “you will buy me a Mulberry handbag, you will buy me a Mulberry handbag” and tease him to the brink of submission until he decides that I’m worth it.
SARAH: Well, seeing as it’s Christmas time I’d quite like to get my fella in a Santa outfit. I don’t know what it is, but the idea of going and sitting on his knee whilst he’s wearing it gets me seriously excited. ALICE: Santa? Are you being serious? SARAH: I don’t know why. Is that weird? Last year he put one on to take the presents into the kid’s rooms.
Afterwards he came into the lounge and slumped on the sofa. I was like a woman possessed. Poor Santa didn’t know what had hit him. ALICE: I bet he didn’t complain. SARAH: Did he hell! After a couple of minutes he was bang into it – asking me if I’d been a good girl and all that.
But I wasn’t – I was a very, very bad girl! I’m going to have to check he’s still got the costume because that will definitely be getting a reprieve this year. Do you have any fantasies? ALICE: I don’t really have any festive-themed ones. Sorry, I’m not some closet Santa bonker like you. Mine is having sex in a hotel lift which is made from glass so everyone can see you as they are walking past. The guy would hitch up my skirt, bend me over a bit and…well, you know!
The thought of people being able to look up and watch me getting pummelled is really horny.
SARAH: What sex toys have you got? ALICE: I haven’t got any at the moment but I’m going to an Ann Summers party this weekend and I’ve got my heart set on getting a Rampant Rabbit. I’ve heard they can make you orgasm in under 30 seconds, which is amazing. SARAH: I’m hoping to get a vibrator soon, too. There’s a big red one I’ve seen that looks like it will do just the trick. Maybe we can ask for them in our Christmas stockings this year.
SARAH: Have you had a one-night stand? ALICE: Yeah, of course. I had about 10 when I was at college – that’s the time for experimenting. I liked no strings-attached sex back then – it was liberating. SARAH: I’m not a fan. It’s awful when you wake up in the morning next to someone you don’t know. ALICE: What? That’s why it’s fun! You can be as filthy as you bloody want without worrying that people you know will find out.
SARAH: What’s the biggest you’ve had? ALICE: I had a holiday romance with a guy I met when I was travelling in Australia and he had an enormous willy. It was about eight or nine inches and it hurt the first time. But after that he was amazing. SARAH: Do you prefer big willies to small ones? ALICE: It depends on how experienced they are and how good they are in bed. Size isn’t that important to me. SARAH: The biggest one I’ve had was just over seven inches and that’s my hubby.
Sex with him is good because he isn’t too big but it isn’t too small either. It is just right.