Plum­met for Des­per­ate Scousewives, here Mersey marvels they should have picked... LIVER BARES!

Han­nah Owens

Midweek Sport - - FRONT PAGE - By JUSTIN DUNN



are de­sert­ing

in their thou­sands – and no won­der, look­ing at the line-up.

Teen chan­nel E4 thought it was set for a smash-hit when the first episode of the re­al­ity show at­tracted healthy view­ing fig­ures of more than 500,000.

But when the sec­ond episode aired it LOST a stag­ger­ing 100,000 peo­ple – and the third out­ing on Mon­day is ex­pected to show a fur­ther fall once fig­ures are com­piled. The pro­gramme – sup­pos­edly about the lives of eight “or­di­nary” Liver­pudlians – has been slammed by crit­ics and dis­owned in the very city it was filmed.

Most of the crit­i­cism has been heaped on the dread­ful act­ing, but we reckon the cast is at fault.

Es­pe­cially when take a look at the Scouse stun­nas they SHOULD have cho­sen to light up our telly-boxes… PARTY girl on show! Han­nah r eck­ons

there isn’t “If it was me enough bar

e FLESH the time,”

you could said the 21- guar­an­tee

I’d have these 32GG boobs. year-old

“Do you as she jig­gled out half know I would!” think any­one her gi­gan­tic would like to see that?


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