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I LOVE win­ter – but I hate one side ef­fect of the cold weather.

Loads of peo­ple suf­fer with chapped lips – but it’s my nip­ples that suf­fer.

I love my nips so make sure I look af­ter them by smoth­er­ing them in cream ev­ery night to make sure they are pro­tected.

And if there’s a hunky man around the help me rub it in, that’s even bet­ter!

I could do with a hand tonight, ac­tu­ally – any­one fancy vol­un­teer­ing?

A DWARF asks a girl: “What do you say to a lit­tle f***?” She says: “Hello there, Lit­tle F***.”

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