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VERY few mur­der­ous dic­ta­tors have been such a fig­ure of fun as the re­cently de­parted North Korean loon Kim Jong-il.

Re­mem­ber the “I’m So Ron­ery” song in

Pure ge­nius.

And let’s be hon­est, see­ing all those North Kore­ans sob­bing at the death of their op­pres­sor cheers the soul: it shows there are peo­ple in the world MORE brain-fud­dled and moronic than those who en­joy

Of course, the best part is that one more Com­mu­nist is dead. The only good Com­mie is a dead one! KATE Mid­dle­ton, the Duchess of Cam­bridge ( looked stun­ning when she at­tended The Mil­lies mil­i­tary awards in Lon­don this week.

Ac­cord­ing to our fash­ion editor Jock Wan she wore a £4,000 strap­less black vel­vet gown by Alexan­der Mc­queen.

Ac­cord­ing to those in the know “her glit­ter­ing im­age was en­hanced by a ruby and di­a­mond neck­lace”.

It would have been en­hanced even more if she had been wear­ing a pearl neck­lace… supplied by me.

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