They’re older, they’re bolder, they know just what they want…sex!
THERE’S nothing sexier than a woman who’s been around the block a few times and knows just how to get your engine revving. And these golden oldies have seen more than their fair share of gearsticks! Read on to discover the saucy secrets of the dirty over-30s...
RACHEL: Can you remember that far back?
JULES: I was 16 and it was with my boyfriend. The sex was good actually, especially as we didn’t know what we were doing.
RACHEL: Were you quite daring then? Did you shag outside?
JULES: No, we were far too nervous for anything like that. We had sex at his house on his bed. It was nice though. It was better than I thought it was going to be – and it didn’t hurt. The fact he was quite experienced really helped.
RACHEL: I was 16 as well. It was with my first proper boyfriend and I’d say it was pretty average. We were both nervous as neither of us had done anything before.
JULES: Have you snogged many of your mates?
RACHEL: Yeah, when I’ve been on nights out. It’s just
a bit of a drunken laugh isn’t it?
JULES: Have you ever thought of taking it further?
RACHEL: I’d never do that, girls don’t turn me on. Only blokes do it for me.
JULES: I’ve never even snogged any of my mates. I just can’t imagine kissing another girl. Girls snog each other just to get attention from blokes. It’s not my thing. I’d give you a smooch under the misel toe this year though!
RACHEL: I’ll gladly oblige, my dear.
JULES: What about bum fun? Have you tried it?
RACHEL: Nope, and I never will either. The thought of it turns my stomach.
JULES: I haven’t either, it’s sick isn’t it? If my boyfriend wanted to stick his pole up there I’d think he was gay and would tell him to start going out with other men.
RACHEL: Yes I agree. I think
Strip club bouncer caught us at it in the toilet cubicle
it’s a bit of a gay thing to do as well.
JULES: Totally gay.
RACHEL: Do you like dressing up in the boudoir?
JULES: I’ve only ever dressed up once and that was when I bought a sexy nurse’s uniform. It was exciting.
RACHEL: I’ve never dressed up in a costume. I love wearing sexy lingerie though, especially lace stuff.
JULES: Do you rate dressing up then? RACHEL: Yeah, it shows a bloke that you’re prepared to make the effort and are up for a spot of sauciness in the bedroom. A guy doesn’t want a girl who will let things get stale. It keeps it interesting.
JULES: What costume are you hoping to get next?
RACHEL: I’ve seen a sexy Santa outfit in Ann Summers that I want to buy. Then my boyfriend can unwrap his Christmas present himself.
JULES: I’m hoping to buy a French maid’s outfit soon.
JULES: Have you ever had a huge willy?
RACHEL: The biggest I’ve had is my current boyfriend – and that’s one of the main reasons I’m still with him. JULES: Wow. How big is it?
RACHEL: It’s about eight inches – and he knows how to use it. Have you had a bigger one?
JULES: The biggest was when I went on holiday to Malia and I met a bloke out there at a party. He was local, not English, and he had a massive willy. It must have been at least nine inches.
RACHEL: Was he any good with it though?
JULES: Yes, he was fantastic. Size does matter but only if they know what to do with it. Some blokes just lie there and think the willy will do all the work.
JULES: I spit, but sometimes I swallow if I don’t want to make a mess. Giving a gobble is such a chore, I’d rather watch Countdown! It’s boring but it’s something that has to be done. Getting jizz in your mouth is never pleasant.
RACHEL: I usually swallow but it tastes disgusting. Most of the time it goes so far to the back of my throat that I gag. Yuck!
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JULES: Have you ever been caught in the act?
RACHEL: I got kicked out of a strip club in London for having sex in the toilet with my boyfriend. I was sat on top of him on the toilet and the bouncer kicked the door open and saw my boobs. I’ve never been so embarrassed. My jeans were round my ankles too. It was awful.
JULES: I got caught by my sister! We were on holiday in France and my boyfriend at the time came. We were on a camping site and had a wander off where we couldn’t be seen — or so I thought. The next thing my sister rides up to us on her bike!
RACHEL: That reminds me, I also got caught by a bunch of boy scouts when I was having sex in the woods. You should have heard all the giggling! We had two dogs with us too so we couldn’t get away as quick as we’d hoped. I got tree burns up my back.