Oh deer! Cops stag-gered by antler at­tack!

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A WO­MAN who at­tacked her boyfriend with a dead DEER HEAD has been ar­rested.

Chelsea Har­ri­son, 23, locked Terry Nowakowski out of their home when a fierce row led to a bit­ter break-up.

But he sneaked back into the flat they shared, only to be sav­agely beaten with the antlers.

Ac­cord­ing to po­lice re­ports she “be­gan strik­ing him in the face and body with the ends of the antlers un­til she lost her grip, drop­ping them to the floor.”

She has now been charged with do­mes­tic bat­tery and faces up to five years in jail.

A source at the County Sher­iff’s of­fice in Pasco County, Florida said: “Those things are damn sharp, he’s lucky he didn’t lose an eye.

“She just lost it – and pow! It was one hell of a bust-up!”

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