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YOU can for­get your re­al­ity TV star­lets – The Only Way Is Rut­land? Bri­tain’s Got Chlamy­dia? X Fae­ces? You can take the brain­less bim­bos off them and stick them up your arse.

In fact, most of them look as plas­tic as a buttplug, so up the arse is prob­a­bly the ap­pro­pri­ate place for them.

No, the wo­man who came clos­est to cre­at­ing a stir in Deano’s clapped-out loins this year was Sofie Gråbøl – star of The Killing.

OK, she doesn’t smile much, but show me a wo­man that does.

And she’s Dan­ish, so we know what that means…she’s handy with a rasher of ba­con.


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