WOMAN OF THE YEAR
YOU can forget your reality TV starlets – The Only Way Is Rutland? Britain’s Got Chlamydia? X Faeces? You can take the brainless bimbos off them and stick them up your arse.
In fact, most of them look as plastic as a buttplug, so up the arse is probably the appropriate place for them.
No, the woman who came closest to creating a stir in Deano’s clapped-out loins this year was Sofie Gråbøl – star of The Killing.
OK, she doesn’t smile much, but show me a woman that does.
And she’s Danish, so we know what that means…she’s handy with a rasher of bacon.