My New Year aims are furry muff!
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Dear Tegan, MY New Year’s resolutions have a rather sexual flavour.
There are the usual ones in there – get more nookie etc.
But my main promise to myself is to hook up with a girl who’s really hairy down below.
I’ve always been a fan of a lustrous lady garden, but recently it’s been bald beavers in my bedroom.
In my opinion, there is nothing better than the feeling of wild pubic hair brushing against your chin when you are giving oral pleasure.
I think the liking goes back to my college days, when I had my first sexual experience.
It was with a German exchange student called Helga who had the hairest nether regions I have ever seen – quite the Black Forest!
Have you got any tips to help me achieve my ambitions?