My New Year aims are furry muff!

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Dear Te­gan, MY New Year’s res­o­lu­tions have a rather sex­ual flavour.

There are the usual ones in there – get more nookie etc.

But my main prom­ise to my­self is to hook up with a girl who’s re­ally hairy down be­low.

I’ve al­ways been a fan of a lus­trous lady gar­den, but re­cently it’s been bald beavers in my bed­room.

In my opinion, there is noth­ing bet­ter than the feel­ing of wild pu­bic hair brush­ing against your chin when you are giv­ing oral plea­sure.

I think the lik­ing goes back to my col­lege days, when I had my first sex­ual ex­pe­ri­ence.

It was with a Ger­man ex­change stu­dent called Helga who had the hairest nether re­gions I have ever seen – quite the Black For­est!

Have you got any tips to help me achieve my am­bi­tions?

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