WITH TEGAN I just can’t stop romping with mate’s fit fella
Dear Tegan, I HAVE a terrible secret I want to get off my chest.
This sounds awful, I know, but I have been secretly bonking my best friend’s fella.
There is absolutely no excuse for such treachery but let me set the scene so you know the full story.
I am a 31-year-old brunette with small but very pert boobs and a tight bum – my pride and joy.
So far my love life has been a mixed bag of one-night stands and the odd mid-length relationship which have always ended in tears.
I seem to be able to pick either the randy lads who want “wham, bam, thank you mam” or a complete bastard who treats me like royalty before turning into a nasty sh*t.
So, as you can imagine, I have become rather picky when it comes to blokes.
I get plenty of offers, particularly when I’m out with my mates as they are all pretty stunning.
But… let’s just say my Rampant Rabbit vibrator has been a busy boy this year. You get the idea.
Anyway, my best friend had been a fellow singleton for a while – until a few months ago when she met this chap on a work’s team-building weekend. They were sent to the back of beyond to go abseiling, build rafts and the like. Sounds like a nightmare, I know, but she just happened to cop off with this fit fella from another office and they went at it like mad things all weekend.
He lives about 20 miles away so comes to visit all the time. I was really happy for her – that was until she had to work one weekend and asked me to look after him.
I didn’t mind as he is really good company – a right laugh.
But as the day unfolded it became obvious that he wanted to jump my bones.
It was little things like a lingering touch on the hand and serious eye contact that gave his game away.
I managed to resist until mid-afternoon, by which time I was gagging for it.
We ended up at my flat, where we ripped off each other’s clothes and humped on the couch.
He had a big willy which sent me wild – I have never had so many orgasms.
Now I feel guilty as sin, but can’t get this hunk out of my head . I’ve met him a few more times in secret – and the sex has been even better. What should I do? Help!
VC, Dagenham Tegan says: THERE’S one thing girls don’t do and that is bonk their mates’ fellas. End it now, never utter a word to your pal and hope he can do the same. I CAN’T believe I’m sharing this with you and the Sport readers, but I suppose it is the season of goodwill.
I’m a randy little minx who can never get enough sex. You’d think that would be an easy appetite to sate, but it’s not that straightfoward.
So I have come up with a brilliant scheme to hook some willing willies.
The amazing answer to my carnal cravings is… computer geeks!
I have discovered that while they spend all their day locked away tinkering with their keyboards and joysticks, given half a chance they love spending their evenings conkers-deep in babes. I have been on loads of techie forums, chatting up my own version of the IT Crowd, and I have not been disappointed.
OK, they are not you conventhional hunks, but they are willing to learn and I am the perfcet teacher. Do you think I am weird going for the geeks when it comes to my need for nookie?
CV, Luton Tegan says:
NOT at all. If you can log-on for loving then good luck to you. I might even give it a go myself!