DO YOU HAVE A SEX PROBLEM?
CLEANER POLISHED MY KNOB
uk OR MAIL TO: Agony, Sunday Sport, City View
House, 5 Union Street, Ardwick, Manchester,
Dear Tegan, IT’S fair to say I have mopped up in the nookie stakes recently.
That’s because I have been having my wicked way with the cleaning lady at work.
It all started one night when I was working late. My boss is a total knob and piles the paperwork up on my desk while he goes off to play golf.
It was about 7pm and I was still hard at it when a young lady I had never seen before came into my office and asked if she could give it a quick hoover.
I didn’t mind one bit and we chatted while she did her work.
We really hit it off and I asked her if she fancied going out some time. But this lass was no prude and suggested we have some late-night fun right there and then. So it was off with her tabard, down with my trousers and off we went.
Talk about a goer – she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
I’ve been seeing her every night since then. The only trouble is that when I asked to give my flat a quick once-over before we got down to it, she threw a fit. What did I do wrong?
Tegan says: IF YOU have to ask you’ll never know. Get a grip and be nice to this girl – she sounds like a tidy bit of stuff.