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House, 5 Union Street, Ard­wick, Manch­ester,

M12 4JD

Dear Te­gan, IT’S fair to say I have mopped up in the nookie stakes re­cently.

That’s be­cause I have been hav­ing my wicked way with the clean­ing lady at work.

It all started one night when I was work­ing late. My boss is a to­tal knob and piles the pa­per­work up on my desk while he goes off to play golf.

It was about 7pm and I was still hard at it when a young lady I had never seen be­fore came into my of­fice and asked if she could give it a quick hoover.

I didn’t mind one bit and we chat­ted while she did her work.

We re­ally hit it off and I asked her if she fan­cied go­ing out some time. But this lass was no prude and sug­gested we have some late-night fun right there and then. So it was off with her tabard, down with my trousers and off we went.

Talk about a goer – she could suck a golf ball through a gar­den hose!

I’ve been see­ing her ev­ery night since then. The only trou­ble is that when I asked to give my flat a quick once-over be­fore we got down to it, she threw a fit. What did I do wrong?

Te­gan says: IF YOU have to ask you’ll never know. Get a grip and be nice to this girl – she sounds like a tidy bit of stuff.

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