HAM­MER TIME FOR JAMIE

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JAMIE RED­KNAPP is in se­cret talks with MC Ham­mer over a plan to buy the US rap­per’s fa­mous wide pants. The Sky pun­dit has also been in touch with Mad­ness, just to see if they ac­tu­ally know any­one with baggy trousers.

The former Liver­pool man has fi­nally cot­toned on to the fact that no one wants to see his meat and two veg – par­tic­u­larly when they’re cook­ing their own on a Sun­day.

The former Spurs ace has now promised to wear trousers that fit. And to stop say­ing “lit­er­ally”. Just to be sure, he’s got to check with Ruud Gul­lit first though. CAR­LOS TEVEZ was cel­e­brat­ing last night af­ter Manch­ester Coun­cil took the shock de­ci­sion to award the Argie striker the KEYS TO THE CITY. The for­ward, who had spells with Man City and Man United, left both clubs with a cloud over his head af­ter a string of bust-ups with play­ers and man­agers.

And the scar-necked goal-get­ter was quick to put the boot into Manch­ester it­self too, slam­ming its weather and cul­ture. But all that was be­fore Tevez’s ill-fated re­turn to Ar­gentina with Boca Ju­niors. The former West Ham man soon re­alised be­ing closer to his mis­sus and his sprog wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.

And now, af­ter a shock loan switch to Staly­bridge Celtic and the pur­chase of a pent­house in the city, Tevez is reg­u­larly seen in Manch­ester sport­ing a full replica City kit, neck­ing bot­tles of brown and per­fect­ing his Liam Gal­lagher walk.

Asked last night if he loved the city, he replied: “I’m mad­fer­rit our kid! Top one, nice one.”

EC­STATIC: David Moyes

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