MOYES THE MERRIER
PO-FACED David Moyes cracked camera lenses across the world yesterday when he SMILED for the first time in his life. Surprised snappers covered their faces as the glass popped on their cameras when the sour-faced Scot – believed to be the inspiration for Mo in
– finally proved he has teeth with a beaming grin.
It comes after he led Everton to their first first piece of silverware in f*** knows how long.
Moyes was said to be delighted with his “Ugliest Ginger Man in Britain”gong while Everton fans celebrated long into the night.
A unique dance seen in bars close to Goodison was later revealed to be regulars attempting to remove splinters from their arses – a legacy of the old ground’s wooden seats.