Open wider, Emma!
PRISONERS’ Wives is a BBC1 drama about the birds of those doing bird.
My favourite is Francesca (Polly Walker), a blousy old tart whose drug baron hubby is inside.
She was chucked out of one visiting session for treating him to a sly gawp at her newly shaved fanny.
I’ve heard of escaped prisoners slipping off to South America but she must be the first to sneak a Brazilian INTO jail.
Meanwhile, noobie Gemma (Emma Rigby, right) – whose husband Steve says he has been framed – has never visited a prison before, and seemed bewildered by the humiliating search procedure.
“Open your mouth wider!” a guard barked at her.
Which, funnily enough, is what a couple of lifers will be saying to Steve in the showers.