Open wider, Emma!

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PRIS­ON­ERS’ Wives is a BBC1 drama about the birds of those do­ing bird.

My favourite is Francesca (Polly Walker), a blousy old tart whose drug baron hubby is in­side.

She was chucked out of one vis­it­ing ses­sion for treat­ing him to a sly gawp at her newly shaved fanny.

I’ve heard of es­caped pris­on­ers slip­ping off to South Amer­ica but she must be the first to sneak a Brazil­ian INTO jail.

Mean­while, noo­bie Gemma (Emma Rigby, right) – whose hus­band Steve says he has been framed – has never vis­ited a prison be­fore, and seemed be­wil­dered by the hu­mil­i­at­ing search pro­ce­dure.

“Open your mouth wider!” a guard barked at her.

Which, fun­nily enough, is what a cou­ple of lif­ers will be say­ing to Steve in the show­ers.

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