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IF your idea of a top night in front of the telly is fake tan, fake eye­lashes, fake boobs but sadly not fake cel­lulite, then this is the pro­gramme for you.

It’s the sec­ond show in the fourth se­ries fol­low­ing the lives of a bunch of peo­ple from Es­sex who’ve pooled their brain cells to form one nor­mal, think­ing per­son.

Lit­tle changes in Brent­wood – here we are four years on and Lucy Meck­len­burgh ( right) still hasn’t man­aged to find any­thing more than a towel to wear around the place, Lau­ren Goodger still needs to lay off the ke­babs and ev­ery­one is reel­ing from Ly­dia and Arg’s re­cent split.

While the rest of Bri­tain wor­ries about a spi­ralling eco­nomic cri­sis, the Es­sex boys and girls show ex­actly what hap­pens when idiots have cash.

They’ve clearly been pick­ing up some tips from the Gov­ern­ment!

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