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THE ben­e­fit of this show is you can stick your mis­sus in front of the telly and leave her coo­ing and ah­hing while you head off down the boozer.

It’s an in­suf­fer­able sh*t-storm of pea-sized pigs wear­ing welling­ton boots and teeny weeny pups the size of a Wor­thing­ton’s Orig­i­nal wear­ing sparkly tu­tus.

But far and away the worst part of it has to be the sim­per­ing own­ers who call their shrunken an­i­mals things like ‘Chanelle’ and ‘Tinker­bell’.

Pass the bucket!

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