30-STONE HELL OF DIET PILL MADONNA TRANNY DON’T DARE MISS IT! LIKE A RHINO COW­BOY!

Tipsy teen’s ter­ror ride on beast’s back

Midweek Sport - - TV GUIDE - By NEIL GOOD­WIN

A DRUNK cheated death af­ter break­ing into a zoo and rid­ing a RHINO!

The mys­tery youth – p*ssed-up and slur­ring his words – was filmed jump­ing over a fence into the beast’s en­clo­sure at a top sa­fari park.

And as he ap­proaches the 3,500lb an­i­mal, it starts to clearly get ag­i­tated.

The footage, taken on a pal’s mo­bile phone, then shows the tipsy tw*t hop­ping on to horned mon­ster.

And the rhino promptly goes ape-sh*t, bounc­ing around be­fore fling­ing the lad from its back!

He then crawls to safety through a gap in the fence at the Michi­gan park, just as the rhino looks ready to at­tack.

One an­i­mal ex­pert said: “Who­ever this man is, he should buy a lot­tery ticket this week.

“He’s in­cred­i­bly lucky to walk away from this with­out se­ri­ous in­jury.

“He was a split sec­ond away from a very nasty gor­ing – or worse.”

In Nepal and In­dia rhi­nos are re­spon­si­ble for killing dozens of hu­mans each year – far more than tigers and leop­ards.

Rhi­nos are also known to charge at work­ing elephants as they carry tourists through the jun­gle.

HORNY: Lad rides the beast

NUT­TER: Teen filmed climb­ing into en­clo­sure

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