30-STONE HELL OF DIET PILL MADONNA TRANNY DON’T DARE MISS IT! LIKE A RHINO COWBOY!
Tipsy teen’s terror ride on beast’s back
A DRUNK cheated death after breaking into a zoo and riding a RHINO!
The mystery youth – p*ssed-up and slurring his words – was filmed jumping over a fence into the beast’s enclosure at a top safari park.
And as he approaches the 3,500lb animal, it starts to clearly get agitated.
The footage, taken on a pal’s mobile phone, then shows the tipsy tw*t hopping on to horned monster.
And the rhino promptly goes ape-sh*t, bouncing around before flinging the lad from its back!
He then crawls to safety through a gap in the fence at the Michigan park, just as the rhino looks ready to attack.
One animal expert said: “Whoever this man is, he should buy a lottery ticket this week.
“He’s incredibly lucky to walk away from this without serious injury.
“He was a split second away from a very nasty goring – or worse.”
In Nepal and India rhinos are responsible for killing dozens of humans each year – far more than tigers and leopards.
Rhinos are also known to charge at working elephants as they carry tourists through the jungle.
HORNY: Lad rides the beast
NUTTER: Teen filmed climbing into enclosure