Get­ting their En­ders away for Valen­tines

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DEREK Bran­ning tried to en­tan­gle the Queen Vic in a tax eva­sion scam on last night’s

The de­tails are un­clear but, if he’s a Spurs fan, he’ll prob­a­bly want to open se­cret off­shore bank ac­counts for Roly and Wel­lard.

Bran­ning ( also used the pub to store a load of stolen me­tal, which was nearly found by the po­lice.

If they had suc­ceeded, he could just say they had smelted fat Pat’s col­lec­tion of dan­gly ear­rings.

It was a ro­man­tic episode for Valen­tine’s Night. Max treated Tanya to a can­dlelit chippy tea – but looked up­set that she did not bat­ter his sausage – and Fat Boy sur­prised Whit­ney with a trip to Paris.

Well, it is not re­ally Valen­tines un­til you’ve asked to take her up the Eurostar.

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