Getting their Enders away for Valentines

DEREK Branning tried to entangle the Queen Vic in a tax evasion scam on last night’s

The details are unclear but, if he’s a Spurs fan, he’ll probably want to open secret offshore bank accounts for Roly and Wellard.

Branning ( also used the pub to store a load of stolen metal, which was nearly found by the police.

If they had succeeded, he could just say they had smelted fat Pat’s collection of dangly earrings.

It was a romantic episode for Valentine’s Night. Max treated Tanya to a candlelit chippy tea – but looked upset that she did not batter his sausage – and Fat Boy surprised Whitney with a trip to Paris.

Well, it is not really Valentines until you’ve asked to take her up the Eurostar.