Idiot Karl buys space on Moon

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HAP­LESS telly hero Karl Pilk­ing­ton wants to be an idiot in SPACE!

The wacky Manc has be­come a world­wide sen­sa­tion thanks to his hi­lar­i­ous travel show

Now it’s emerged Karl has splashed some of his hard-earned cash on a nice prop­erty…on THE MOON!

He ad­mit­ted: “I’ve got acres…twenty acres.”

Karl’s lu­nar liv­ing plan was re­vealed while he was be­ing tor­mented by fun­ny­man pal Ricky Ger­vais.

Dur­ing a dis­cus­sion about the su­per­nat­u­ral, Ricky lashed into Karl for his out-of-this-world pur­chase on a web­site.

But Karl was adamant that he’d made the right decision, in­sist­ing: “When this world ends, I’ve got some­where to go. You’ll be call­ing me up say­ing, ‘Can I come with you?’”

WHY are schizophren­ics afraid to shave? They don’t trust that c*** with the ra­zor!

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