Idiot Karl buys space on Moon
HAPLESS telly hero Karl Pilkington wants to be an idiot in SPACE!
The wacky Manc has become a worldwide sensation thanks to his hilarious travel show
Now it’s emerged Karl has splashed some of his hard-earned cash on a nice property…on THE MOON!
He admitted: “I’ve got acres…twenty acres.”
Karl’s lunar living plan was revealed while he was being tormented by funnyman pal Ricky Gervais.
During a discussion about the supernatural, Ricky lashed into Karl for his out-of-this-world purchase on a website.
But Karl was adamant that he’d made the right decision, insisting: “When this world ends, I’ve got somewhere to go. You’ll be calling me up saying, ‘Can I come with you?’”
WHY are schizophrenics afraid to shave? They don’t trust that c*** with the razor!