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Idiot Karl buys space on Moon

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HAPLESS telly hero Karl Pilkington wants to be an idiot in SPACE!

The wacky Manc has become a worldwide sensation thanks to his hilarious travel show

Now it’s emerged Karl has splashed some of his hard-earned cash on a nice property…on THE MOON!

He admitted: “I’ve got acres…twenty acres.”

Karl’s lunar living plan was revealed while he was being tormented by funnyman pal Ricky Gervais.

During a discussion about the supernatur­al, Ricky lashed into Karl for his out-of-this-world purchase on a website.

But Karl was adamant that he’d made the right decision, insisting: “When this world ends, I’ve got somewhere to go. You’ll be calling me up saying, ‘Can I come with you?’”

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WHY are schizophre­nics afraid to shave? They don’t trust that c*** with the razor!

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