Britain’s No1 glamour model
I SPENT Valentine’s Night entertaining my fans at Red Light Central in my sexiest red lingerie.
But if any of you fellas missed me last night then tune in on Wednesday, as I’m back on from 10.30pm to 5am.
As a post-valentine’s treat I’ve decided to dress up in a saucy outfit and I’m asking you guys to help me decide what fantasy you’d like me to live up to!
Tweet me @linsey_dawn and tune into Sky channels 902, 911 and 948. THE latest series of rubbish.
I usually love the show but it’s now all just so boring and contrived.
I’ve decided that is my favourite now – I’d much rather watch a load of Northerners get pissed, throw up and shag each other.
The Essex lot need to lighten up and get a few drinks down their neck. I TREATED my mate QPR forward Jamie Mackie to a roast dinner on Sunday after his brace of goals against Blackburn the day before.
I love going to watch QPR so I was dead proud of Jamie – it’s just a shame Blackburn managed to score three!
The only thing that pisses me off about going to the match is fans chanting ‘get your tits out for the lads’ at me.
I did it once years ago (here’s the proof) – now let a girl watch the game in peace, will ya? FELLAS, if you have been tweeting me to audition as a new fella for my sister Alyson – STOP!
She’s decided she doesn’t want a boyfriend now, she just wants a sex buddy instead and thinks it’s time to play the field a little.
She’s still asking me to vet her guys though, so if you think you fit the bill Tweet me @linsey_dawn.
MATCH ‘N’ PAIR: I once got ’em out for the lads at a footy game