Bri­tain’s No1 glam­our model

Midweek Sport - - NEWS - With Lin­sey Dawn Mcken­zie

I SPENT Valen­tine’s Night en­ter­tain­ing my fans at Red Light Cen­tral in my sex­i­est red lin­gerie.

But if any of you fel­las missed me last night then tune in on Wed­nes­day, as I’m back on from 10.30pm to 5am.

As a post-valen­tine’s treat I’ve de­cided to dress up in a saucy out­fit and I’m ask­ing you guys to help me de­cide what fan­tasy you’d like me to live up to!

Tweet me @lin­sey_­dawn and tune into Sky chan­nels 902, 911 and 948. THE lat­est se­ries of rub­bish.

I usu­ally love the show but it’s now all just so bor­ing and con­trived.

I’ve de­cided that is my favourite now – I’d much rather watch a load of North­ern­ers get pissed, throw up and shag each other.

The Es­sex lot need to lighten up and get a few drinks down their neck. I TREATED my mate QPR for­ward Jamie Mackie to a roast din­ner on Sun­day af­ter his brace of goals against Black­burn the day be­fore.

I love go­ing to watch QPR so I was dead proud of Jamie – it’s just a shame Black­burn man­aged to score three!

The only thing that pisses me off about go­ing to the match is fans chant­ing ‘get your tits out for the lads’ at me.

I did it once years ago (here’s the proof) – now let a girl watch the game in peace, will ya? FEL­LAS, if you have been tweet­ing me to au­di­tion as a new fella for my sis­ter Alyson – STOP!

She’s de­cided she doesn’t want a boyfriend now, she just wants a sex buddy in­stead and thinks it’s time to play the field a lit­tle.

She’s still ask­ing me to vet her guys though, so if you think you fit the bill Tweet me @lin­sey_­dawn.

MATCH ‘N’ PAIR: I once got ’em out for the lads at a footy game

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