Granny, 73, in cop car chase
A GETAWAY driver who attempted to outrun cops after a burglary was a 73-year-old granny.
Police chased her SUV when it fled the scene they’d been called to after seeing two men jump in.
The chase ended in a dead-end street where the two men managed to flee, leaving the driver, OAP Barbara West (
She refused to identify the two suspects but did reveal she’d borrowed the car from a friend on the pretext of driving it to church.
West, of Grand Junction, Colorado, was arrested on suspicion of vehicular eluding, seconddegree burglary, trespass and theft. She was freed on £4,000 bail. YOU HAVE NICE FIRM BOOBS. CAN I RUB BABY OIL ALL OVER THEM?
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