Granny, 73, in cop car chase


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A GET­AWAY driver who at­tempted to out­run cops af­ter a bur­glary was a 73-year-old granny.

Po­lice chased her SUV when it fled the scene they’d been called to af­ter see­ing two men jump in.

The chase ended in a dead-end street where the two men man­aged to flee, leav­ing the driver, OAP Bar­bara West (

She re­fused to iden­tify the two sus­pects but did re­veal she’d bor­rowed the car from a friend on the pre­text of driv­ing it to church.

West, of Grand Junc­tion, Colorado, was ar­rested on sus­pi­cion of ve­hic­u­lar elud­ing, sec­ond­de­gree bur­glary, tres­pass and theft. She was freed on £4,000 bail. YOU HAVE NICE FIRM BOOBS. CAN I RUB BABY OIL ALL OVER THEM?

Alan, Barn­sta­ple Well, if you’re lucky! Baby oil can get very messy , don’t you think? But it’ s good for oc­ca­sional use. MY GIRL­FRIEND LOVES ME TO GIVE HER A PEARL NECK­LACE. IS THAT SOME­THING YOU LIKE FROM YOUR FELLA?

Mark Grin­stone, Hull No, not at all – un­less you mean a real one! YOU’RE GOR­GEOUS. WHA T DOES A GUY HA VE TO DO TO GET A DATE WITH YOU?

G Cooper, Mid­dles­brough Treat me with re­spect, make me laugh and show me a good time. ANY PLANS ON GO­ING INTO PORN?

Boris, Bas­ingstoke Not re­ally . I’d hap­pily do a full-frontal pho­to­shoot, that would be good. But I wouldn’t want to be a XXX star or any­thing. Some things are best kept a se­cret.

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