Granny, 73, in cop car chase

YOUR QUESTIONS…

A GETAWAY driver who attempted to outrun cops after a burglary was a 73-year-old granny.

Police chased her SUV when it fled the scene they’d been called to after seeing two men jump in.

The chase ended in a dead-end street where the two men managed to flee, leaving the driver, OAP Barbara West (

She refused to identify the two suspects but did reveal she’d borrowed the car from a friend on the pretext of driving it to church.

West, of Grand Junction, Colorado, was arrested on suspicion of vehicular eluding, seconddegree burglary, trespass and theft. She was freed on £4,000 bail. YOU HAVE NICE FIRM BOOBS. CAN I RUB BABY OIL ALL OVER THEM?

Alan, Barnstaple Well, if you’re lucky! Baby oil can get very messy , don’t you think? But it’ s good for occasional use. MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES ME TO GIVE HER A PEARL NECKLACE. IS THAT SOMETHING YOU LIKE FROM YOUR FELLA?

Mark Grinstone, Hull No, not at all – unless you mean a real one! YOU’RE GORGEOUS. WHA T DOES A GUY HA VE TO DO TO GET A DATE WITH YOU?

G Cooper, Middlesbrough Treat me with respect, make me laugh and show me a good time. ANY PLANS ON GOING INTO PORN?

Boris, Basingstoke Not really . I’d happily do a full-frontal photoshoot, that would be good. But I wouldn’t want to be a XXX star or anything. Some things are best kept a secret.