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HOLLYWOOD “hunk” Gerard Butler has just come out of a stint of rehab at the Betty Ford Clinic for that well-known, only-get-it-in-la curse – an addiction to painkillers.

This is the tw*t whose cinematic sword sliced hundreds of heads off in the ludicrously camp movie

According to his PR c***s – who are almost certainly called Trev – poor Gezza got a sore back during filming and, six years later, he just can’t stop popping the paracetamols.

Can’t see him and Robert De Niro hanging out much, can you?

Get in the f***ing box.