Dishy Danny makes me wet & wild!
WITH JEMMA HENLEY
Dear Jemma, TELL me I’m mad, tell me I’m crazy – but I just can’t get enough of Danny Dyer.
Most people can’t stick the wannabe Cockey w*nker, but for some reason his ludicrous accent and laughable persona make me want to bang the crap out of him.
I’m a 30-year-old woman who has had a few bad lads in my time.
I don’t like pretty boys and much prefer the company of rough fellas who know how to handle themselves in the bar and the bedroom.
That’s why my infatuation with Danny is bizarre as he is obviously not a hard nut at all.
I know lots of people have strange fantasties, from being treated like a baby to poo games (yeuch!), but just the sight of delicious Dyer in his white trainers and Sergio Tacchni tracksuits makes me so hot.
I have been known to watch
four times in one night and had to apply ice to my nether region afterwards due to the frenetic fiddling session in front my my telly.
So please, please, please help me.
I feel I am losing my mind! Jemma says: YOU naughty boy! I think it might be time to come clean with your wife and find another boozer – if she lets you out again, that is.