Will keep Frank Lampard onside.
Told OK magazine she knows offside rule.
She’s pretty diplomacy – if you have worked has a negotiator in the for mer Y ugoslavia, Rwanda or Northern Ireland that will be an advantage. Salary negotiable – not r elated to success and will be paid in full at the time of inevitable failure.
All applicants should complete this for m in no more than 25 words and send to Chelsea Football Club, Stamford Bridge, London by Friday March 18th.
Any new coach coming to take over the role faces a daunting challenge – with infighting, a group of older players desperate to cement their place in the team and an owner with an itchier trigger finger than Billy The Kid with ecszma.
Some insiders say that player power is to blame with a fractured dressing room and senior players like John Terry and Frank Lampard wielding too much power.
But fear not Chelsea fans, our investigative journalists have been in action to discover just how the club are going about finding the replacment.
We’ve managed to get our hands on the job advert being prepared and the management team’s preferred candidates.
Cries a lot. Newcastle supporter.
Ashley might be unhappy. She’s a girl. No football experience.
Wheelchair might get stuck in the pitch.
Would John Terry think he is a robot?
SPLIT: AVB and Chelsea owner
No managerial experience.