EXCLUSIVE IN THIS SUNDAY’S I HAD KINKY ROMP WITH SUFFOLK STRANGLER (while HE wore women’s clothes)
Ipswich housewife’s bizarre sex with serial killer fiend FRANKIE COCOZZA YOUR
GARY Barlow is reportedly teaming up with Andrew Lloyd Webber to write a song for the Queen’s Jubilee.
Which means a cross somewhere between A Million Love Songs and Any Dream Will Do.
Probably the best reason you’ll ever have to smash in your radio.
shopping with the I HAPPENED to be out and about
happened upon a rag shop missus at the weekend and called Hollister. apparently.
They don’t have regular shop assistants, They have wannabe “models”.
up until the Who ar e ver y nice to look at right moment they say “Hey, what’s up?” Which is when I reach for the
garden shears. HOW can you tell if your fella’s well hung? If you can barely get a finger between his neck and the noose!