EX­CLU­SIVE IN THIS SUN­DAY’S I HAD KINKY ROMP WITH SUF­FOLK STRAN­GLER (while HE wore women’s clothes)

Ip­swich house­wife’s bizarre sex with se­rial killer fiend FRANKIE CO­COZZA YOUR

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GARY Bar­low is re­port­edly team­ing up with An­drew Lloyd Web­ber to write a song for the Queen’s Ju­bilee.

Which means a cross some­where be­tween A Mil­lion Love Songs and Any Dream Will Do.

Prob­a­bly the best rea­son you’ll ever have to smash in your ra­dio.

shop­ping with the I HAP­PENED to be out and about

hap­pened upon a rag shop mis­sus at the week­end and called Hol­lis­ter. ap­par­ently.

They don’t have reg­u­lar shop as­sis­tants, They have wannabe “mod­els”.

up un­til the Who ar e ver y nice to look at right mo­ment they say “Hey, what’s up?” Which is when I reach for the

gar­den shears. HOW can you tell if your fella’s well hung? If you can barely get a fin­ger be­tween his neck and the noose!

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