BY ‘ECKY HUMP!

Brad­ford is Bri­tain’s bonk­ing cap­i­tal ABERDEEN BRI­TAIN’S SHAG­GING SLACK­ERS BRAD­FORD CARDIFF COVEN­TRY BRI­TAIN’S RANDI­EST TOWNS DON­CASTER IP­SWICH

Midweek Sport - - FRONT PAGE - By SI­MON DEAN

IT may be fa­mous for curry but Brad­ford, West Yorks, is also the UK’S cap­i­tal of NOOKIE!

The city of half-a-mil­lion souls nes­tles in the windswept Pen­nines.

And as is tra­di­tional for York­shire folk, they don’t waste their brass on ex­pen­sive di­ver­sions like the cinema and stamp col­lect­ing.

They get their fun the old-fash­ioned way… Bonk­ing! Fig­ures com­piled by paint man­u­fac­turer Du­lux, show that Brad­for­dians get down to it more than 66 times a year on av­er­age.

Randy

That’s way above the na­tional av­er­age of 42 times per an­num – which you can well un­der­stand when you look at Brad­ford babes like Hol­lyoaks star (num­ber of times res­i­dents have sex per year): 1. Ip­swich 18.1 2. Coven­try 18.8 3. Cardiff 25.7 4. Derby 30 5. Swin­don 30.8 6. Pre­ston 30.9 7. York 31.6 8. Croy­don 32 9. Le­ices­ter 32.2 10. Southamp­ton 32.9 Jen­nifer Met­calf.

Brad­ford res­i­dents have FOUR TIMES as much sex as sex-starved Ip­swich folk.

As you’d ex­pect, 25 to 34-year-olds are at it the most, hav­ing 55.2 bonks an­nu­ally.

The randy res­i­dents of Brad­ford, West York­shire are romp­ing 66.5 times – once ev­ery five days.

But in Ip­swich, Suf­folk, the av­er­age is a mere 18.1 – once ev­ery 20 days.

Other highly-sexed ar­eas in Bri­tain are Aberdeen (62.5 times a year), Don­caster, South Yorks (60.1) and Birm­ing­ham, West Mids (57.1).

Bri­tain’s other least sex­u­ally ac­tive peo­ple live in Coven­try, West Mids (18.8), Cardiff, south Wales (25.7), Derby, Der­bys (30), Swin­don, Wilts (30.8), Pre­ston, Lancs (30.9), York, North Yorks (31.6), Croy­don, south London (32), Le­ices­ter, East Mids (32.2) and Southamp­ton, Hamps (32.9).

Du­lux is of­fer­ing cou­ples in Ip­swich free red paint for their bed­rooms to try and boost their sex lives in what it claims is a “unique so­cial ex­per­i­ment”.

It says it wants to see whether the re­dec­o­rat­ing can “stim­u­late the UK’S most sex­u­ally in­ac­tive town into more amorous ac­tion”.

Du­lux’s Letty Ed­wards said: “Paint is one of the least ex­pen­sive ways to trans­form a room, which in turn cre­ates an emo­tional ef­fect that can help im­prove re­la­tion­ships at home.” (num­ber of times res­i­dents have sex per year): 1. Brad­ford 66.5 2. Aberdeen 62.5 3. Don­caster 60.1 4. Birm­ing­ham 57.1 5. Hull 56.3 5. War­ring­ton 56.3 7. Cam­bridge 55.1 8. Brighton 53.1 9. Mid­dles­brough 52.9 10. Wolver­hamp­ton 52

TOP OF THE ROMPS:

babe Jen­nifer Met­calfe ( is from Brad­ford – home of the UK’S big­gest bonkers

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