I take calls 24/7. Often I bring guys off while walking down the street or queuing at the supermarket checkout
WELL, my phone rings at any time during the day so I could be anywhere when a client rings.
Often I bring guys off while walking down the street or queuing at the supermarket checkout.
I’ll be stood next to the cucumbers in Waitrose saying, ‘ I’m a dirty b*tch, I’m going to suck the sp*nk from your c*ck’. I obviously get a lot of funny looks from the old biddies trying to do their weekly shop!
I don’t bat an eyelid, though, and I can bring them off in a couple of minutes anyway. It doesn’t take long.
And I’ve taken several calls while I’ve been out on dates. I nip off to the loos and leave my fella waiting. what is happening.
And other times I get men ringing me up telling me about a row they’ve had with their girlfriend and how she has really p*ssed them off and they want me to tell them what I would say to the little bitch.
I launch into a tirade of abuse aimed at their partner and they love it and get off on it. ORAL sex is definitely the most popular thing fellas ring up about. They all want to talk about having their c*ck sucked.
They want me to talk them through all the intimate details of what I am doing them.
And I take great pride in it. I’m the Queen of the virtual blow job. I’ll describe what I’m going with my tongue, how wet my lips are, and how far I’m taking his length into my mouth.
I’ll even suck my finger so that he gets all the lovely noises. And as he’s coming I’ll tell him what it tastes like as I swallow it.
Again, those calls only last a couple of minutes, and the fellas always thank me profusely when they’ve finished. It’s a satisfying experience for both of us.
Another really popular topic of conversation is how men want to be verbally humiliated. I’ll really go to town on them, abusing them in all sorts of horrible ways. I’ll tell them they’ve got a small willy and how they’re rubbish in bed.
And they love it when I warn them that I’m going stamp on their bollocks with my high heels. WELL, I’ve had a lot of people who’ve told me that they are famous.
I’ve had famous soap stars, movie actors, boy band singers and footballers. I lot of the time I don’t know whether to believe they are who they say they are.
But occasionally I’ll recognise their voice before they’ve even told me their name.
I think the celebrities are more in need of some light relief that normal people.
They’re under such scrutiny I think that every now and again they just really need to explode sexually.
And I’ve had a fair few famous clients when I’ve been escorting, too. I can’t tell you who – a professional never reveals these sorts of things. But let’s just say these men are household names, often happily married, and who have demanded all sorts of kinky things.
One of my famous punters was a male singer, a real hit with the housewives. He wanted me to tie him up and whip his arse red-raw as I took him from behind with a strap on. I still giggle at the thought of it now. YEAH, you always get a few. I think women enjoy a bit of dirty talk just as much as men do. They’ll tell me how they’re playing with their nipples while frigging themselves off.
And sometimes they use the phone like a vibrator! I’m not bisexual, but it’s still actually really horny to listen to that sort of stuff.
A lot of times I’ll get rival phone chat girls calling me up asking me for tips.
Because of all my experience they come to me for advice. And I don’t mind helping them at all.
Us girls are all in the industry together, so it’s nice to be friendly with everyone. YES, I do. Bless them! I’m definitely providing a service for these guys as they really don’t know what they’re doing because they’re sexually inexperienced.
With the virgins I’ll take things really slowly, starting at the very, very beginning, telling them how to un-do my bra clasp and asking them to take off my panties.
It’s really important that I describe every little detail about the experience – how stiff my nipples are, what colour lipstick I’m wearing, and what my ladygarden looks like.
We go the whole way from snogging, to groping, and then actually having sex.
And by the end of our little conversation you can hear the guys panting because they’re so exhausted.
I think those are my favourite calls, actually. IT’S strange, but a lot of men booked me as an escort because they wanted to go down on me.
It’s a huge fetish for some fellas as a lot of women don’t like their partners giving them oral sex.
Sometimes they guy will admit he’s never done it before, and they’ll be absolutely brilliant at it.
You can tell they’ve thought about it for a long, long time. And they’re much better at it than the guys who boast about their oral YES! One young lad was having a w*nk while on the phone to me in his bedroom when his mum walked in!
He was a student and I could tell he was a bit nervous but he was really getting into it. And then all of a sudden I heard this voice asking him what he was doing! He quickly shoved his phone under his pillow and tried to cover up what he was doing. I heard the whole conversation and the poor lad was mortified at being caught in the act! NOT all the time, as it would be impossible to keep up! But, yes, once or twice a day I’ll definitely feel the urge to have a little play with myself.
You can’t talk dirty for hours every day without feeling horny from time to time.
HOW DOES A TYPICAL DIRTY PHONE CALL GO? DO THE MEN EVER MAKE SHOCKING CONFESSIONS? WHAT’S THE MOST COMMON THING MEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT? HAVE HAD ANY FAMOUS PEOPLE EVER RUNG YOU UP? DO YOU GET MANY WOMEN ON THE PHONE? DO YOU GET A LOT OF VIRGINS CALLING YOU? PHONE
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a pro WHAT WAS YOUR MOST COMMON REQUEST WHILE ESCORTING? HAS ANYONE EVER BEEN CAUGHT OUT WHILE ON THE PHONE TO YOU? DO YOU MASTURBATE DURING PHONE CALLS?
WHAT do you do
if your boiler explodes? Buy her some chocolates.