I take calls 24/7. Of­ten I bring guys off while walk­ing down the street or queu­ing at the su­per­mar­ket check­out

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WELL, my phone rings at any time dur­ing the day so I could be any­where when a client rings.

Of­ten I bring guys off while walk­ing down the street or queu­ing at the su­per­mar­ket check­out.

I’ll be stood next to the cu­cum­bers in Waitrose say­ing, ‘ I’m a dirty b*tch, I’m go­ing to suck the sp*nk from your c*ck’. I ob­vi­ously get a lot of funny looks from the old bid­dies try­ing to do their weekly shop!

I don’t bat an eye­lid, though, and I can bring them off in a cou­ple of min­utes any­way. It doesn’t take long.

And I’ve taken sev­eral calls while I’ve been out on dates. I nip off to the loos and leave my fella wait­ing. what is hap­pen­ing.

And other times I get men ring­ing me up telling me about a row they’ve had with their girl­friend and how she has re­ally p*ssed them off and they want me to tell them what I would say to the lit­tle bitch.

I launch into a tirade of abuse aimed at their part­ner and they love it and get off on it. ORAL sex is def­i­nitely the most pop­u­lar thing fel­las ring up about. They all want to talk about hav­ing their c*ck sucked.

They want me to talk them through all the in­ti­mate de­tails of what I am do­ing them.

And I take great pride in it. I’m the Queen of the vir­tual blow job. I’ll de­scribe what I’m go­ing with my tongue, how wet my lips are, and how far I’m tak­ing his length into my mouth.

I’ll even suck my fin­ger so that he gets all the lovely noises. And as he’s com­ing I’ll tell him what it tastes like as I swal­low it.

Again, those calls only last a cou­ple of min­utes, and the fel­las al­ways thank me pro­fusely when they’ve fin­ished. It’s a sat­is­fy­ing ex­pe­ri­ence for both of us.

An­other re­ally pop­u­lar topic of con­ver­sa­tion is how men want to be ver­bally hu­mil­i­ated. I’ll re­ally go to town on them, abus­ing them in all sorts of hor­ri­ble ways. I’ll tell them they’ve got a small willy and how they’re rub­bish in bed.

And they love it when I warn them that I’m go­ing stamp on their bol­locks with my high heels. WELL, I’ve had a lot of peo­ple who’ve told me that they are fa­mous.

I’ve had fa­mous soap stars, movie ac­tors, boy band singers and foot­ballers. I lot of the time I don’t know whether to be­lieve they are who they say they are.

But oc­ca­sion­ally I’ll recog­nise their voice be­fore they’ve even told me their name.

I think the celebri­ties are more in need of some light re­lief that nor­mal peo­ple.

They’re un­der such scru­tiny I think that ev­ery now and again they just re­ally need to ex­plode sex­u­ally.

And I’ve had a fair few fa­mous clients when I’ve been es­cort­ing, too. I can’t tell you who – a pro­fes­sional never re­veals these sorts of things. But let’s just say these men are house­hold names, of­ten hap­pily mar­ried, and who have de­manded all sorts of kinky things.

One of my fa­mous pun­ters was a male singer, a real hit with the housewives. He wanted me to tie him up and whip his arse red-raw as I took him from be­hind with a strap on. I still gig­gle at the thought of it now. YEAH, you al­ways get a few. I think women en­joy a bit of dirty talk just as much as men do. They’ll tell me how they’re play­ing with their nip­ples while frig­ging them­selves off.

And some­times they use the phone like a vi­bra­tor! I’m not bi­sex­ual, but it’s still ac­tu­ally re­ally horny to lis­ten to that sort of stuff.

A lot of times I’ll get ri­val phone chat girls call­ing me up ask­ing me for tips.

Be­cause of all my ex­pe­ri­ence they come to me for ad­vice. And I don’t mind help­ing them at all.

Us girls are all in the in­dus­try to­gether, so it’s nice to be friendly with ev­ery­one. YES, I do. Bless them! I’m def­i­nitely pro­vid­ing a ser­vice for these guys as they re­ally don’t know what they’re do­ing be­cause they’re sex­u­ally in­ex­pe­ri­enced.

With the vir­gins I’ll take things re­ally slowly, start­ing at the very, very be­gin­ning, telling them how to un-do my bra clasp and ask­ing them to take off my panties.

It’s re­ally im­por­tant that I de­scribe ev­ery lit­tle de­tail about the ex­pe­ri­ence – how stiff my nip­ples are, what colour lip­stick I’m wear­ing, and what my la­dy­gar­den looks like.

We go the whole way from snog­ging, to grop­ing, and then ac­tu­ally hav­ing sex.

And by the end of our lit­tle con­ver­sa­tion you can hear the guys pant­ing be­cause they’re so ex­hausted.

I think those are my favourite calls, ac­tu­ally. IT’S strange, but a lot of men booked me as an es­cort be­cause they wanted to go down on me.

It’s a huge fetish for some fel­las as a lot of women don’t like their part­ners giv­ing them oral sex.

Some­times they guy will ad­mit he’s never done it be­fore, and they’ll be ab­so­lutely bril­liant at it.

You can tell they’ve thought about it for a long, long time. And they’re much bet­ter at it than the guys who boast about their oral YES! One young lad was hav­ing a w*nk while on the phone to me in his be­d­room when his mum walked in!

He was a stu­dent and I could tell he was a bit ner­vous but he was re­ally get­ting into it. And then all of a sud­den I heard this voice ask­ing him what he was do­ing! He quickly shoved his phone un­der his pil­low and tried to cover up what he was do­ing. I heard the whole con­ver­sa­tion and the poor lad was mor­ti­fied at be­ing caught in the act! NOT all the time, as it would be im­pos­si­ble to keep up! But, yes, once or twice a day I’ll def­i­nitely feel the urge to have a lit­tle play with my­self.

You can’t talk dirty for hours ev­ery day with­out feel­ing horny from time to time.

HOW DOES A TYP­I­CAL DIRTY PHONE CALL GO? DO THE MEN EVER MAKE SHOCK­ING CON­FES­SIONS? WHAT’S THE MOST COM­MON THING MEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT? HAVE HAD ANY FA­MOUS PEO­PLE EVER RUNG YOU UP? DO YOU GET MANY WOMEN ON THE PHONE? DO YOU GET A LOT OF VIR­GINS CALL­ING YOU? PHONE

SEX: Amica is

a pro WHAT WAS YOUR MOST COM­MON RE­QUEST WHILE ES­CORT­ING? HAS ANY­ONE EVER BEEN CAUGHT OUT WHILE ON THE PHONE TO YOU? DO YOU MAS­TUR­BATE DUR­ING PHONE CALLS?

WHAT do you do

if your boiler ex­plodes? Buy her some choco­lates.

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