A DAY IN THE LIFE OF RONA
7am: I’m an early riser so I like to get
up and have a nice cup of tea and some warm milk and Weetabix to set me up for the day. 8am: It’s time for a workout so I go to
my local gym. I do ten minutes on the cross trainer, bike, treadmill and rowing machine and a few weights and sit ups.
It’s good to stay in shape and I find exercise really clears my head. 9am: I get home and have a shower, wash my hair, put my make up on and I’m ready for the day.
It always takes me a while to pick my underwear though, I always like to look nice for my clients and spend a fortune on lingerie! 10am: Time for my first client. Today I’m with Charlie. He’ s a good looking lad, in his 50s and is very pleasant and polite.
He turns up in a smart suit and a shirt and tie. He’ s booked in for oral, anal and full sex and goes away grinning like the Cheshire Cat! 11am: Because I work from home I like
to keep the place spick and span so I nip round with the hoover and do a bit of washing up.
No man wants to see a lady who can’ t keep a nice house so I always make sure everywhere is squeaky clean! Noon: Time to catch up with some paperwork. Although I have lots of fun in the bedroom I need to keep my books in shape too!
I pride myself on paying my taxes and am totally above board, so every day I have to keep on top of my paperwork. Boring I know but has to be done! 1pm: Lunchtime. I have a salad sandwich and some fruit, a banana and some chopped mango. I always make sure I have my five a day! That’s fruit, not men, but I usually do that as well! 2pm: Another client arrives, an older
guy in his 60s. I have to be discreet so I won’ t give his name.
He has a massage and oral sex and is with me for an hour. Some of the younger clients like to go at it hammer and tongs to it’snice to take it easy sometimes. 3pm: I catch up with reading my magazines. I love to read the real life women’s magazines and find other people’s lives fascinating. I’ve been in a few myself over the years!
A young guy in his late 20s who’ s been working as a porn star comes to see me. We have a chat and he tells me what he does. I joke to him and say , ‘Aren’ t you getting enough nookie already!’
He tells me he’ s worried about his performance, so I tell him we’d better get started!
We have a great time. He throws me all over the room and we do it in all kinds of positions! I have orgasm after orgasm and assure him he’s doing a grand job! 4pm: Another client comes along who
I see regularly. He’s in his 40s and says his wife only has sex with him three times a year if he’s lucky.
I’m gobsmacked! I can do that in an hour! Honestly, what is wrong with these women?
They’re asking for trouble, marrying a man and never putting out.
We have a great time! His wife’ s loss is my gain I say! 5pm: I’ve got a free hour so I nip to Tesco and do a bit of shopping for dinner for me and Barry. It’s chicken with pasta, broccoli and sauce tonight. 6pm: My final client of the day . He’s
a businessman from Nottingham and is very dishy, aged in his 40s.
I’m very flattered that he’ s travelled all the way to Ipswich to see me! W e have a chat about my tattoos and piercings, then have oral and full sex. 7pm: Quick shower and I change into
my comfy clothes and settle down to dinner with Barry and chat about my day. 8pm: Turn on Corrie and catch up with
the Frank Foster murder storyline. It’s had me gripped! I think it might be Michelle who’s done it. Barry thinks it’s Carla. 9pm: Watch that Scott and Bailey. I
love a real crime drama and Barry and I had a chuckle, remembering how one of the detectives was in Rita, Sue and Bob Too. I love that film. 10.30pm: Time for bed.another busy
day tomorrow so I need my beauty sleep!