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BOOZED up Labour MP Eric Joyce twat­ted a load of Tories in a Palace of West­min­ster bar and walked away with a fine.

Can’t see me get­ting the same pun­ish­ment next time I hurl a bar stool at some old men in my lo­cal, can you? A STRIP of ba­nana peel tacked to the bot­tom of your chil­dren’s shoes al­lows them to be towed ef­fort­lessly

around su­per­mar­kets.

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