Grab-a-granny mate won’t take me out!
Dear Syren, I’M a 30-year-old single man who has recently developed a taste for shagging older women.
I split up from a long-term girlfriend last month so a friend took me out to a nightclub to try and meet another nice girl.
After buying one 50-year-old woman a drink, she got me in a quiet, dark corner and snogged the face off me while I rubbed hard on her huge tits.
Then, without even asking, she went down on me and took my hard cock in her mouth until I went rock-hard.
She pushed me onto a sofa and got my pants down a bit so that she could straddled me and ride my weapon for all she was worth – her big tits smacking me in the face as she bounced.
I didn’t last very long and shot my load into her within a couple of minutes.
She seemed happy and went off to rejoin her mates. I went for another pint and got chatting to a different older bird at the bar.
After just 10 minutes chatting, she was grabbing at my knob and sticking her tongue in my ear.
So we got a cab back to mine where we f***ed four times during the night.
She even let me do her up the wrong ‘un!
Now my pal says he won’t go out with me again because I’m embarrassing.
What should I do?