Grab-a-granny mate won’t take me out!

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Dear Syren, I’M a 30-year-old sin­gle man who has re­cently de­vel­oped a taste for shag­ging older women.

I split up from a long-term girl­friend last month so a friend took me out to a night­club to try and meet an­other nice girl.

Af­ter buy­ing one 50-year-old woman a drink, she got me in a quiet, dark corner and snogged the face off me while I rubbed hard on her huge tits.

Then, with­out even ask­ing, she went down on me and took my hard cock in her mouth un­til I went rock-hard.

She pushed me onto a sofa and got my pants down a bit so that she could strad­dled me and ride my weapon for all she was worth – her big tits smack­ing me in the face as she bounced.

I didn’t last very long and shot my load into her within a cou­ple of min­utes.

She seemed happy and went off to re­join her mates. I went for an­other pint and got chat­ting to a dif­fer­ent older bird at the bar.

Af­ter just 10 min­utes chat­ting, she was grab­bing at my knob and stick­ing her tongue in my ear.

So we got a cab back to mine where we f***ed four times dur­ing the night.

She even let me do her up the wrong ‘un!

Now my pal says he won’t go out with me again be­cause I’m em­bar­rass­ing.

What should I do?

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