SEND SCUMBAGS NOT BRAVE BOYS
Thanks for the mammaries
ON Saturday night I filmed an RNB video for a young and up-and-coming new artist.
Honestly, I think I must be getting old. It was really hard work learning a dance routine and bumping and grinding away for hours on end!
I was dancing with these two gorgeous young hunks who were about 10 years younger than me.
They were so fit I was wet through and not just from sweat! I WAS so upset when I heard on the news that six soldiers had been killed in Afghanistan.
When I saw their poor parents on the television I burst into tears. I am a mum and I just can’t imagine what they are going through.
I was in the gym and I just started crying – everyone must have wondered what on earth the matter was but it just really got to me. I was really overwhelmed by it all. The youngest one was only 19 – just a baby. I was so impressed with how lovely the parents came across when they were paying tribute to them.
If that was me I’d have been a hysterical wreck. The sad thing is that I think the reason they seemed so together was because they had prepared themselves for that happening.
My heart really goes out to them and I think it’s important for everyone to appreciate what they are doing for their country. THIS picture of Jordan landed on my desk this week and all I could say was Oh. My. God.
She looks like a drag queen.
What the f*** has happened to her?
It’s about time she hung up her modelling shoes – we can’t all look good into our 30s.
I heard she was training with my former personal trainer Rhino from Gladiators but he hasn’t done a very good job with her.
And I’ve got another message for her – change your make-up artist love, they are making you look like a man. THE story about six-yearold autistic boy Scott Lee who claims he had his hands tied behind his back by his teacher sickened me.
My little boy Luca is also six and autistic too and I think that if it’s true, it’s disgusting.
Autism sufferers have little quirks and cannot bear to be restrained. If my little boy had his hands tied like that it would be like the worst form of torture.
I just hope that poor little boy is OK now.
It makes me really angry that there are lovely, brave young lads who are prepared to go and fight and defend their country – and then there are those scumbags who just sit around taking drugs and fighting each other and rioting.
All they care about is what is happening on their own doorsteps while these other brave lads are out defending their country.
I think they should send some of those louts over to Afghanistan to give them a taste of what it’s like.
Send the ignorant little f***ers to the front line and see how brave they are. I reckon they’d be far too spineless to be soldiers. AT the end of the month I am taking part in a memorabilia show at the NEC in Birmingham.
I’ll be selling copies of my top DVD Mckenzie Magic which features me and other girls, including the gorgeous Gemma Massey, having lesbo romps – there is even an eight- girl orgy.
It is a non-stop sex fest featuring me as a magician – it’s amazing what I can conjure up!
I will also be signing posters and posing for pics so if anyone wants to come down and see me make sure you book a ticket asap.
If you want to bring me a copy of your favourite Sport newspaper I will sign those too! EVERYONE is talking about Lottery winner Matt Topham who won £45 million and yet hasn’t given a penny to his mum.
I think that’s fair enough to be honest because they haven’t spoken for seven years.
I don’t understand why she has let it happen – if that was me and my son wouldn’t talk to me I would be there in his face every single day telling him I was sorry and that I loved him.
Whatever she did it must have been pretty bad for him to have disowned her so if he doesn’t want to give her any money from his winnings then that’s up to him. EARLIER on today I decided to go for a little run around my new neighbourhood in Surrey.
I only moved house recently and I haven’t been jogging here before.
But I tell you that is the first and last time I go running here.
I was wearing my usual training gear and I thought my sports bra was strong enough to keep my boobs in place.
But as soon as I set off the car horns started beeping and I could see fellas slowing down to get a better look at me.
Some of them were driving round and round a roundabout so they could see me again and again.
It was dangerous – I thought there was going to be a pile-up! I NOW have 22,000 followers on Twitter which is fabulous but I would love to get even more.
Some of you lot may have noticed I have been posting a lot of late-night tweets because I am suffering from insomnia.
So if there are any other insomniacs out there I’ll be on the look-out for some latenight messages.
It’s the ultimate collector’s exhibition and there will be all sorts of stuff there from sports memorabilia to TV and film stars there signing autographs.
The event is on Saturday March 31 and Sunday April 1 and is open 9am-5pm. Tickets start at just £10.
For more information and to book tickets for the show visit www.memorabilia.co.uk/ birmingham or Twitter @mcmexpo.
GORGEOUS: Get a load of me and Gemma on DVD at the