Hello poleeshhh... I need a lift home

DRUNKEN Greg Smith, 20, made three 999 calls asking for a LIFT HOME after a row with his mates.

On the second call cops told him they weren’t a cab service – and after the third they arrested him at a cottage outside Crieff.

Smith ( from Alyth, admitted making use of the emergency system at Perth Sheriff Court last month.

He’ll be sentenced in May.