Lag’s woe af­ter tak­ing the pee

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A FE­MALE prisoner was caught try­ing to cheat a drug test by shov­ing a bot­tle of some­one else’s WEE in­side her.

Mishelle Salzge­ber was or­dered to take a urine test at a lo­cal prison af­ter vi­o­lat­ing her pro­ba­tion.

But be­cause the 20-year-old knew she would test pos­i­tive she got some­one else to pro­vide her with a sam­ple of pee, poured it into a minia­ture vodka bot­tle and hid it in her vagina.

Of­fi­cers at New Port Richey jail, Mi­ami, were sus­pi­cious and sent her for an X Ray where they spot­ted the hid­den bot­tle.

Dozy Salzge­ber found her­self in even fur­ther trou­ble the false urine sam­ple she’d given tested pos­i­tive for drugs any­way.

An in­sider at the jail said: “She’s in much worse trou­ble than if she’d just failed the drug test. She’ll be rapped for cheating, for fail­ing – and now ev­ery­one will take the p*ss out of her!”

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