Lag’s woe after taking the pee
A FEMALE prisoner was caught trying to cheat a drug test by shoving a bottle of someone else’s WEE inside her.
Mishelle Salzgeber was ordered to take a urine test at a local prison after violating her probation.
But because the 20-year-old knew she would test positive she got someone else to provide her with a sample of pee, poured it into a miniature vodka bottle and hid it in her vagina.
Officers at New Port Richey jail, Miami, were suspicious and sent her for an X Ray where they spotted the hidden bottle.
Dozy Salzgeber found herself in even further trouble the false urine sample she’d given tested positive for drugs anyway.
An insider at the jail said: “She’s in much worse trouble than if she’d just failed the drug test. She’ll be rapped for cheating, for failing – and now everyone will take the p*ss out of her!”