BUT HE’S GOT NOTHING ON THIS LOT… BONKERS FC!
MADCAP Man City star Mario Balotelli can’t stop making headlines.
Whether it’s for bonking hookers off the pitch or getting sent off it, he’s always the centre of attention.
He’s set off fireworks inside his bathroom, been caught buying porn mags, smashed up his supercar and cheated on his girlfriend with two separate women.
Now it seems club manager Roberto Mancini has finally given up on the maverick 22-year-old Italian. After the striker was red-carded in his side’s defeat at Arsenal at the weekend Mancini told him he won’t play again this season, adding: “I’m finished with him.”
But bonkers Mario has a long way to go before he can compete with some of football’s real nutters.
Men like Garrincha, father of up to 40 children who lost his virginity to donkey, or Maradona who sniffed more cocaine than the whole of Oasis put together.
Here we look at the greatest loons ever to grace The Beautiful Game.