TOWIE SHOWS ITS TRUE CLASS
SUNDAY marked the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic – a tragedy which cost 1,517 lives.
Fortunately, ITV2’S The Only Way Is Essex was able to pay tribute in a respectful and fitting manner – by getting fat Gemma to whip her norks out.
She and boyfriend Charlie wanted to recreate the famous Titanic movie scene when Jack (Leonardo Dicaprio) sketched Rose (Kate Winslet).
Unfortunately she looked more like the real star of that movie – the replica ship. The only difference is that Gemma would never come into contact with an iceberg. Or any other type of lettuce.
She is worried that Charlie has still not taken her to bed after six weeks of dating.
Maybe he is just waiting for the right moment. Or the builders to finish reinforcing his bedroom floor.
Speaking of porkers, tubby Arg has shed two stone as he prepares to take on the marathon.
He looks like he had already finished several, although they are called Snickers these days.
He unveiled his new look on stage, while singing the Nina Simone classic Feeling Good.
It was a big entrance, although probably not as big as Gemma’s.