Sexy swap shop job is the best!
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Dear Stevie, I AM a single woman and I work with two other girls and five men in a furniture store.
It’s the best job I’ve ever had because twice-a-year we have a “staff swapping party” that’s like an orgy.
We’re all single and are aged from 23 to 45 and it’s a real laugh working here.
We are always playing lots of daft practical jokes on each other and we even go out on day trips together to the seaside in the summer.
But the highlight is when we book into a hotel for a long weekend twice a year – in spring and autumn.
Last September we stayed in a place in Torquay and I ended up having sex with all the five men from work.
We got to our digs at around 7pm on the Friday evening and after checking in we went out or something to eat and ended up in a pub that had karaoke.
A couple of the guys are really good singers and one of them always brings the house down when he does his impression of Tom Jones.
But for a laugh me and the other two girls had brought some spare knickers with us and we threw them at him as he belted out Delilah.
And all the women in the pub soon joined in, and one of them took off her G-string in front of everyone and lobbed it at him!
They landed on his head and he was joking afterwards that they smelled like a Grimsby trawler!
Anyway, we all went back to our guest house and ended up in the same room and before long BRITAIN’S most outrageous writer is here to answer your sex problems.
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And, although the author is keeping her identity a strict secret, she’ll be answering one reader letter in
each week. Email her now at vikkidark@sundaysport. co.uk or through facebook.com/vikki dark1 or Twitter =!/vikkidark7 we were all starkers – kissing, cuddling and groping each other.
Then one of the guys shagged me from behind while I sucked off another fella.
Once we had all had an orgasm I went on to another guy and he licked me out as I gave oral to different colleague.
It was really wild and I was soon dripping in manjuice.
I gave two of the blokes a blow job at the same time, nearly gagging on all the stiff knobs.
All the time the other girls and guys were having sex all over the place and, as I said, I ended up taking all the blokes one after the other.
At one point I had one guy in my fanny, another up my bum and I was chomping on another man’s knob!
We all agreed afterwards that it was our best swapping weekend ever, but I’ve just found out that the owner of the shop is selling up and the new boss has given us all a month’s notice because he wants a new team. What can we all do?
TF, West Yorks
Dear Vikki, I’M a 34-year-old man who works in a family business and who shares a large house with my Mum and Dad.
I’ve recently started dating a new girl who is tall, blonde and beautiful and has a great figure with big 36DD boobs.
But since I got with her I’ve noticed my Dad’s behaviour – both at work and at home – has changed somewhat.
I know most other fellas would notice my bird but what’s annoying me is that he keeps asking me all sorts of intimate questions about her.
The other weekend we were relaxing in the garden and she had a short skirt on and a tiny bikini top.
But when my father came over to talk to us he couldn’t take his eyes of her long legs and boobs and the next minute he started talking about one of his friends getting a good blow job from his wife.
She laughed as she was a bit embarrassed but then he said: “I hope I can rely on my son to give you a good seeing-to”.
She giggled nervously again and I’ve never heard him say stuff like that before.
But after watching her roll round onto her front to tan her back and catching sight of her knickers, he stood up and rubbed at his crotch before saying: “It’s too much for me, son,” before marching off.
It all came to a crunch last night and to avoid my Mum being upset I’m trying not to lose my cool with him.
But when I came out of my room late the other night while my girl was soaping up her naked body in the bath, I found my old man peering through the keyhole at her.
I wanted to confront him but I am frightened he might kick me out of the house – and the I THINK I’m going blind after a day watching the greatest-ever sexy female detective duo on DVD.
I’m talking, of course, about Cagney and Lacey.
I know they’re not to everyone’s taste these days – what with the likes of newcomers Scott & Bailey – but I’ve loved them since I was a teenager.
I managed to work up a head of steam over the blonde, Sharon Gless, and finished with a heck of a spurt when the homely brunette Tyne Daly was on screen.
Now I’m going to do them in reverse order.
How about that?
ES, Lincs business – if I cause a scene. What shall I do?
Dear Terry, YOUR father’s natural instincts have been stimulated by a sexy, younger woman around him.
Older people tend to fantasise about younger members of the opposite sex who remind them of their own past.
In a few months your father will be used to your girlfriend being around and she won’t seem such of a novelty anymore.
Dear Stevie, YOU’LL have to try and keep in touch on Facebook. REVERSE order? You could be arrested for that. DO the decent thing and pay up – she’ll be so grateful that another shag is a certainty.