Sexy swap shop job is the best!


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Dear Ste­vie, I AM a sin­gle woman and I work with two other girls and five men in a fur­ni­ture store.

It’s the best job I’ve ever had be­cause twice-a-year we have a “staff swap­ping party” that’s like an orgy.

We’re all sin­gle and are aged from 23 to 45 and it’s a real laugh work­ing here.

We are al­ways play­ing lots of daft prac­ti­cal jokes on each other and we even go out on day trips to­gether to the sea­side in the sum­mer.

But the high­light is when we book into a ho­tel for a long week­end twice a year – in spring and au­tumn.

Last Septem­ber we stayed in a place in Torquay and I ended up hav­ing sex with all the five men from work.

We got to our digs at around 7pm on the Fri­day evening and af­ter check­ing in we went out or some­thing to eat and ended up in a pub that had karaoke.

A cou­ple of the guys are re­ally good singers and one of them al­ways brings the house down when he does his im­pres­sion of Tom Jones.

But for a laugh me and the other two girls had brought some spare knick­ers with us and we threw them at him as he belted out Delilah.

And all the women in the pub soon joined in, and one of them took off her G-string in front of ev­ery­one and lobbed it at him!

They landed on his head and he was jok­ing af­ter­wards that they smelled like a Grimsby trawler!

Any­way, we all went back to our guest house and ended up in the same room and be­fore long BRI­TAIN’S most out­ra­geous writer is here to an­swer your sex prob­lems.

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And, although the au­thor is keep­ing her iden­tity a strict se­cret, she’ll be an­swer­ing one reader let­ter in

each week. Email her now at vikki­dark@sun­daysport. or through face­ dark1 or Twit­ter =!/vikki­dark7 we were all stark­ers – kiss­ing, cud­dling and grop­ing each other.

Then one of the guys shagged me from be­hind while I sucked off an­other fella.

Once we had all had an or­gasm I went on to an­other guy and he licked me out as I gave oral to dif­fer­ent col­league.

It was re­ally wild and I was soon drip­ping in man­juice.

I gave two of the blokes a blow job at the same time, nearly gag­ging on all the stiff knobs.

All the time the other girls and guys were hav­ing sex all over the place and, as I said, I ended up tak­ing all the blokes one af­ter the other.

At one point I had one guy in my fanny, an­other up my bum and I was chomp­ing on an­other man’s knob!

We all agreed af­ter­wards that it was our best swap­ping week­end ever, but I’ve just found out that the owner of the shop is sell­ing up and the new boss has given us all a month’s no­tice be­cause he wants a new team. What can we all do?

TF, West Yorks

Ste­vie says:

Dear Vikki, I’M a 34-year-old man who works in a fam­ily busi­ness and who shares a large house with my Mum and Dad.

I’ve re­cently started dat­ing a new girl who is tall, blonde and beau­ti­ful and has a great fig­ure with big 36DD boobs.

But since I got with her I’ve no­ticed my Dad’s be­hav­iour – both at work and at home – has changed some­what.

I know most other fel­las would no­tice my bird but what’s an­noy­ing me is that he keeps ask­ing me all sorts of in­ti­mate ques­tions about her.

The other week­end we were re­lax­ing in the gar­den and she had a short skirt on and a tiny bikini top.

But when my fa­ther came over to talk to us he couldn’t take his eyes of her long legs and boobs and the next minute he started talk­ing about one of his friends get­ting a good blow job from his wife.

She laughed as she was a bit em­bar­rassed but then he said: “I hope I can rely on my son to give you a good see­ing-to”.

She gig­gled ner­vously again and I’ve never heard him say stuff like that be­fore.

But af­ter watch­ing her roll round onto her front to tan her back and catch­ing sight of her knick­ers, he stood up and rubbed at his crotch be­fore say­ing: “It’s too much for me, son,” be­fore march­ing off.

It all came to a crunch last night and to avoid my Mum be­ing up­set I’m try­ing not to lose my cool with him.

But when I came out of my room late the other night while my girl was soap­ing up her naked body in the bath, I found my old man peer­ing through the key­hole at her.

I wanted to con­front him but I am fright­ened he might kick me out of the house – and the I THINK I’m go­ing blind af­ter a day watch­ing the great­est-ever sexy fe­male de­tec­tive duo on DVD.

I’m talk­ing, of course, about Cag­ney and Lacey.

I know they’re not to ev­ery­one’s taste these days – what with the likes of new­com­ers Scott & Bai­ley – but I’ve loved them since I was a teenager.

I man­aged to work up a head of steam over the blonde, Sharon Gless, and fin­ished with a heck of a spurt when the homely brunette Tyne Daly was on screen.

Now I’m go­ing to do them in re­verse or­der.

How about that?

ES, Lincs busi­ness – if I cause a scene. What shall I do?

Terry, Wilts

Dear Terry, YOUR fa­ther’s nat­u­ral in­stincts have been stim­u­lated by a sexy, younger woman around him.

Older peo­ple tend to fan­ta­sise about younger mem­bers of the op­po­site sex who re­mind them of their own past.

In a few months your fa­ther will be used to your girl­friend be­ing around and she won’t seem such of a nov­elty any­more.

Dear Ste­vie, YOU’LL have to try and keep in touch on Face­book. RE­VERSE or­der? You could be ar­rested for that. DO the de­cent thing and pay up – she’ll be so grate­ful that an­other shag is a cer­tainty.

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