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A new biography of the music mogul has revealed he’s a top shagger and once had an affair with dishy Dannii.
According the book, all the 52-yearold record boss needs to do is look at a woman and she’ll drop her drawers, just like the former X Factor judge.
Cowell said of the 40-year-old Aussie babe: “I had a crush on her. It was Dannii’s hair, the sexy clothes and the tits. I was like a schoolboy.
“She was foxy. She was a real man’s girl. Very feminine.”
He bedded the stunna after signing her to The X Factor back in 2007 and told how he ‘bonked’ her a few times before their affair petered out.
The news has come out now thanks to the new book Sweet Revenge by BBC reporter Tom Bower, who spent a year chatting to friends and family and the record mogul himself.
It seems randy Simon can bed pretty much any woman he wants.
His list of conquests include former 80s pop babe Sinitta, 45, who he left heartbroken when the ‘ horny, salty dog’ cheated on her with a string of other beauties.
Cowell was engaged to American Idol make-up girl Mezhgan Hussainy, 41, but called it off as he was terrified of the idea of settling down.
Before that he was with Terri Seymour, 36, for six years and ex-topless model Jackie St Clair, 52, was his missus before he found fame with Pop Idol.
He’s also had a fling with model and socialite Jasmine Lennard, 30, and has most recently been linked with stunning Britain’s Got Talent makeup girl Francesca Neill, 27.
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