BIT OF ACTION ON THE SOAPLAND WOBBLES
BAD boy Terry Duckworth turns up every few years on Coronation Street like the proverbial “bad penny”.
This time the bad penny is bringing some thrupenny bits with him – as he wants to open a strip bar.
Nice one, Tel! Bring some wobbles to the cobbles!
One girl was so keen to sign up that she did a live audition in the Rovers, draping herself over Norris. What a great idea to drum up trade. Who needs Betty’s Hotpot when you’ve got Cherry’s hot ass?
The bar’s called Se7enth Heaven, the weird spelling reminding me of the Kevin Spacey thriller Se7en. But that is quite fitting for a joint where your head will probably end up stuffed into someone’s box.
The locals, needless to say, are not impressed.
“Se7enth Heaven, my eye!” said Norris, who is leading the campaign to shut it down.
No, Norris, you are missing the point: Se7enth Heaven, some fit bird’s eye!
“It is the beginning of the end!” he wailed. Yes, and if you give her an extra fiver, she’ll show you the rest of her end.
Last night they blocked construction work with a sit-in. It was like the American civil rights movement: “We shall overcome!”
Norris probably will if Cherry keeps rubbing up against him like that.