BIT OF AC­TION ON THE SOA­P­LAND WOB­BLES

Midweek Sport - - BATCHELOR ON THE BOX -

BAD boy Terry Duck­worth turns up ev­ery few years on Coro­na­tion Street like the prover­bial “bad penny”.

This time the bad penny is bring­ing some thru­penny bits with him – as he wants to open a strip bar.

Nice one, Tel! Bring some wob­bles to the cob­bles!

One girl was so keen to sign up that she did a live au­di­tion in the Rovers, drap­ing her­self over Nor­ris. What a great idea to drum up trade. Who needs Betty’s Hot­pot when you’ve got Cherry’s hot ass?

The bar’s called Se7enth Heaven, the weird spell­ing re­mind­ing me of the Kevin Spacey thriller Se7en. But that is quite fit­ting for a joint where your head will prob­a­bly end up stuffed into some­one’s box.

The lo­cals, need­less to say, are not im­pressed.

“Se7enth Heaven, my eye!” said Nor­ris, who is lead­ing the cam­paign to shut it down.

No, Nor­ris, you are miss­ing the point: Se7enth Heaven, some fit bird’s eye!

“It is the be­gin­ning of the end!” he wailed. Yes, and if you give her an ex­tra fiver, she’ll show you the rest of her end.

Last night they blocked con­struc­tion work with a sit-in. It was like the Amer­i­can civil rights move­ment: “We shall over­come!”

Nor­ris prob­a­bly will if Cherry keeps rub­bing up against him like that.

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