SAYS…

DON’T WORRY FOLKS, THERE ARE STILL PLENTY OF SEX CON­TACTS IN YOUR

Midweek Sport - - KAYLEIGH’S A HOLIDAY HOTTY! -

EV­ERY sane per­son knows the aus­ter­ity mea­sures be­ing im­ple­mented by the Coali­tion are es­sen­tial for the long-term eco­nomic health of Bri­tain.

As we have seen among our Euro­pean part­ners, fis­cal ir­re­spon­si­bil­ity leads – in­evitably – to dis­as­ter.

But when the slump starts af­fect­ing the lives of fun-lov­ing swingers, it must be time for Mr Os­borne to at least con­sider Plan B.

Sex clubs and swing­ing web­sites are barom­e­ters of UK­plc’s eco­nomic heath – as much as GDP fig­ures or in­fla­tion rates.

Mr Os­borne ig­nores this grave warn­ing sig­nal at his peril. And if he con­tin­ues on his cur­rent path, heed­less of this warn­ing, then per­haps he is no longer the man for the job.

HARD TIMES: So­cial events like this are sadly on the de­cline

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