DON’T WORRY FOLKS, THERE ARE STILL PLENTY OF SEX CONTACTS IN YOUR
EVERY sane person knows the austerity measures being implemented by the Coalition are essential for the long-term economic health of Britain.
As we have seen among our European partners, fiscal irresponsibility leads – inevitably – to disaster.
But when the slump starts affecting the lives of fun-loving swingers, it must be time for Mr Osborne to at least consider Plan B.
Sex clubs and swinging websites are barometers of UKplc’s economic heath – as much as GDP figures or inflation rates.
Mr Osborne ignores this grave warning signal at his peril. And if he continues on his current path, heedless of this warning, then perhaps he is no longer the man for the job.
HARD TIMES: Social events like this are sadly on the decline