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Midweek Sport - - KAYLEIGH’S A HOLIDAY HOTTY! -

I HAD a one-night stand with a girl last week who said my pe­nis re­minded her of a

su­per­mar­ket. She said: “Hmm, looks a bit Lidl.”

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