OLYMPICS EVEN BET­TER!

Midweek Sport - - KAYLEIGH’S A HOLIDAY HOTTY! -

THE na­tion is go­ing Olympics crazy but web pranksters have found a way to make the Games even bet­ter – by in­tro­duc­ing six new events to spice it up. 1) Lethal Javelin. Con­tes­tants throw them at each other! 2) Top­less Women’s Vol­ley­ball. Imag­ine how many peo­ple would clam­our for tick­ets if the babes only wore pants! 3) Fe­male Kiss­ing. There are plenty of fit women in the friendly Games, this would make them even more friendly! 4) An­i­mal In­cen­tives. How fast would our 100m hope­ful Adam Gemili go with a LION on his tail? 5) Ni­a­gara Kayak. They’d stay on the ball if they were float­ing on the edge of a huge wa­ter­fall. 6) Dwarf Throw­ing. It’d be an in­stant crowd favourite.

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