OLYMPICS EVEN BETTER!
THE nation is going Olympics crazy but web pranksters have found a way to make the Games even better – by introducing six new events to spice it up. 1) Lethal Javelin. Contestants throw them at each other! 2) Topless Women’s Volleyball. Imagine how many people would clamour for tickets if the babes only wore pants! 3) Female Kissing. There are plenty of fit women in the friendly Games, this would make them even more friendly! 4) Animal Incentives. How fast would our 100m hopeful Adam Gemili go with a LION on his tail? 5) Niagara Kayak. They’d stay on the ball if they were floating on the edge of a huge waterfall. 6) Dwarf Throwing. It’d be an instant crowd favourite.