Bosses hunt for crap cook
COUNCIL bosses have launched a probe after a rogue worker put a TURD in a microwave and COOKED it!
The prankster warmed up the poo in the staff kitchen at Brighton and Hove City Council’s Hollingdean depot and it took more than a WEEK for the rancid oven to be removed.
A memo sent to staff, titled Workforce Update 28, said: “The microwave in the canteen has unfortunately been used to heat excrement and cannot be made hygienic or safe to use.
“This kind of behaviour is totally unacceptable and we will not be replacing the microwave.”
A spokeswoman said: “We do not know who was responsible for this incident. We take this matter very seriously, and have urged anyone who has information on this incident to come forward.”