Chopper’s out for snake hunt
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A POLICE helicopter was called in to join the search for an escaped snake.
The reptile disappeared up a drainpipe as residents in Plymouth, Devon, tried to capture it.
The 4ft reptile – dubbed “Hissing Sid” by locals – was spotted slithering along a pavement before three brave householders tried to trap him.
But the exotic brown and white beast forced his way out and escaped up the drainpipe.
The police chopper diverted from another call-out and used its thermal imaging gear to try to track down the slippery fugitive.
Bernard Brotherton, 53, who was one of those who tried to capture the snake, said: “We got it about three times but it was too powerful.
“It was getting angry so we backed off and it decided to pop up the drainpipe.” NOT even the prospect of cold hard cash could convince Czech babe Veronika, 29, to give up sex.
The 34G Czech babe, 29, from Edinburgh said: “My closest friends know how much I love sex – I need it at least twice a day! If I don’t at least masturbate I get all antsy.
“So a few years ago, one of my best girlfriends bet a tenner that I couldn’t last a month without it. I love a challenge, so I shook on it.
“Every time I saw a fit guy or felt myself getting horny, I just ran for a cold shower – and it seemed to work all right for the first two weeks.
“But then I got a little bit tipsy when we went clubbing and I ended up shagging a stranger. I didn’t mind paying my girlfriend – it was totally worth it!” DISHY Emma K says she once gave up sex for Lent – but didn’t last the distance.
The 19-year-old, 32E, Derby babe said: “Being a good Christian girl, I put the ban in place and me and my fella tried our best to survive for six weeks without shagging.
“But I’m a sex addict, so what hope did I have? After nearly four weeks, the wait proved too much for us both and I made him give in. I just couldn’t do it!
“When I finally got back in the saddle, I felt like a virgin again! The sex was so much more intense and unbelievably pleasurable! I was a very frustrated and excited girl!
“However, I won’t be going that long without sex again because my sexual needs have to be fulfilled, and that wait was unbearable!”