Jodie gave me bonk-on but no bonk

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KIRK Nor­cross has branded Jodie Marsh ( above) a prick-tease af­ter she led him on with hot snogs but re­fused to bonk him.

The for­mer Celebrity Big Brother star says cougar Jodie tor­mented him with kiss­ing ses­sions on her sofa which left him gag­ging for sex.

But in­stead of putting him out of his mis­ery she just posted a pic of him with a mas­sive erec­tion on Twit­ter!

He said: “Jodie was al­ways teas­ing me and she’d talk about sex all the time. I felt like I was 13 again – go­ing to a girl’s house and just kiss­ing on the sofa.

“So one day I texted her ask­ing if we were ever go­ing to have sex. But she said she’d never sleep with me. She was a tease.”

Kirk, 24, was left red-faced when af­ter one heavy pet­ting bout Jodie, 33, Tweeted a snap of him hold­ing his erect man­hood for her thou­sands of fol­lower.

“Once, we were mess­ing around on the sofa and I got an erec­tion. She took a photo of it and I told her not to Tweet it.

“But as soon as I left she posted it on Twit­ter.”

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