Mermaid hit in pram race
AN attacker who injured a shapely MERMAID is being hunted by cops – and one of the suspects is a BEARDED LADY.
A 22-year-old woman dressed in a clingingly revealing outfit as a mermaid was hit on the back of the head by an unknown object hurled during a pram race as crowds of cheering, spectators lined the streets in Hastings, East Sussex.
Sgt Che Donald said “The victim has stated that there were other groups of people in the area at the time of the assault.
“It is thought that perhaps the group dressed as dalmatians, crayons and a bearded lady may have witnessed this incident.”
The victim suffered concussion but is OK.