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I KNOW the bril­liant Olympic Games are all over, but I’d re­ally like to say my bit about them – more than bril­liant...OR­GAS­MIC!

All that wall-to-wall cov­er­age of finely-chis­elled hunks and toned women had me think­ing a lot more about my physique and how much more sexy it would be to be re­ally fit, and be with re­ally fit peo­ple.

A lot of blokes in this coun­try have be­come beer-swill­ing, pizza mad slobs who still think they can please their women.

Well, I reckon the girls of Bri­tain will be de­mand­ing a lit­tle more from their fel­las af­ter this, so start putting in the ef­fort, fel­las.

It’ll be bet­ter for all of us when you look good and can go all night!

CHEQUE US OUT! Lotto win­ners Gillian and Adrian Bay­ford 20,900,000 cans of Carslberg Spe­cial Brew 247 mil­l­lion Greggs sausage rolls THREE Boe­ing 737 planes SIXTY TWO Bu­gatti Vey­ron Su­per Sports THREE Fer­nando Tor­res (nearly)

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