WHAT THEY COULD BUY...
I KNOW the brilliant Olympic Games are all over, but I’d really like to say my bit about them – more than brilliant...ORGASMIC!
All that wall-to-wall coverage of finely-chiselled hunks and toned women had me thinking a lot more about my physique and how much more sexy it would be to be really fit, and be with really fit people.
A lot of blokes in this country have become beer-swilling, pizza mad slobs who still think they can please their women.
Well, I reckon the girls of Britain will be demanding a little more from their fellas after this, so start putting in the effort, fellas.
It’ll be better for all of us when you look good and can go all night!
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