You can’t get ’em cheaper any­where


Midweek Sport - - NEWS -

GET down to yer near­est PRI­VATE SHOP for the sex of­fer of the year!

It’s one thing for stores to sell-off their older stock to make room for new re­leases but we’ve done a deal with Bri­tain’s big­gest and best adult shop­ping chain to bring you ALL the top new re­lease ti­tles at a mas­sive the al­ready low price.

To­day we’ve got two of the lat­est TVX ti­tles avail­able ex­clu­sively to Mid­week Sport read­ers at just £20 each! Re­mem­ber, these are brand new R18 ti­tles from the top UK stu­dio that can sell for as much as £50 each.

R18 is the cer­ti­fi­ca­tion awarded to hard­core pornog­ra­phy in the UK and these ti­tles are only avail­able to over 18s from li­censed sex shops like the Pri­vate Shops chain.

You can’t buy gen­uine hard­core from mail or­der so you’ll have to go to one of the shops. But as there’s over 100 across the UK there should be one close to you.

Uni­formed MILFs is 100% raw and un­cen­sored scenes fea­tur­ing filthy older babes in de­mure out­fits that hide (for a while) a real wild side and love of hard c***!


See the s**** splat­ter the faces and bod­ies of these hard­core hon­eys.

Naughty Lit­tle Knee Highs fea­tures some of the UK’s fresh­est-faced stars. They may dress cute in long socks and pig­tails but once the c***s come out there’s no stop­ping them a they gob­ble up ev­ery­thing that’s thrown at them.

Both films were shot in the UK and star only home­grown tal­ent. They are full-on hard­core suit­able for broad­minded adults only.

THE lo­cal for­tune teller was in a good mood af­ter pre­dict­ing this week’s win­ning

lottery num­bers. So I punched him in

the face. I do like to strike a

happy medium!

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